Manny Machado Stan Account. I specialize in sarcasm and hot takes. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

Slam Diego, CA
Joined September 2011
Sending good playoff vibes to our @Padres. #TakeTheCake #FriarFaithful
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“I can’t enjoy a game unless I know the loser won’t be able to play for a national title!” —people who claim to like football
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Bear Cherry might be him
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BREAKING: Bombshell thread from Japan-based baseball account explains why "the common consensus" among Japanese baseball fans is that Shohei Ohtani has been using PEDs since a 2020 slump and only recently cycled off in anticipation of playing in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics.
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Caring about the ratings Fox will get is crazy. Simply enjoy baseball.
Can’t wait for the lowest rated World Series, maybe in history, to prevent this lockout. Brewers just dug their own grave for the next 50 years and I love it. (They have 5 fans who actually care about the team)
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“Best fans in baseball” city of 10 Million people and couldn’t fill up a stadium for the NLCS. Fakest fans in baseball.
Thank you to the best fans in baseball. 💙
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Savannah Bananas are returning to Petco Park in 2027
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Utah State fans can’t comprehend that the Pac12 put its two biggest brands on the only Pac12 vs Pac12 conference game on CBS. Both have the most tournament success.
Giving SDSU at Gonzaga the CBS game is a big miss, imo. It should have been Gonzaga at Utah State or Utah State at Gonzaga in the very least.
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Morejon feels like he should be a Padre for life. He grew up in this organization. He can’t leave now.
"This is where I want to be. My heart’s in San Diego.” "I tell A.J. every chance I see him: ‘Hey, bring me back.'" The #Padres roster is about to change. A look at France, King, Morejón, Buehler, Adam & others who might not return to SD next year: sandiegouniontribune.com/202…
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They aren’t the problem. It’s the other guys we sign that are league minimum deals because our owner died and it fucked our ability to spend.
One way or another, the Tatis/Machado/Merrill era needs to end for the Padres. Six years of choking and failure when it matters. It’s time to blow it up and rebuild. You’ve had all the chances to break through and you’ve failed. You’re the Jets of the MLB. #Padres
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Once again the Padres lose a postseason series they should have won. Getting tired of this shit.
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POSTSEASON NANDO 🔥
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I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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Its so funny that every year we have Midwest and east coast sports fans learn time zones exist
Fucking 830pm and 9pm start times for Brewers games 3 and 4 Seriously FUCK YOU @MLB @RobManfred
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José E. Feliciano wearing shoes with the logo honoring Peter Seidler 💛
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Got two tickets in section 310 row 20 for sale for tonight’s game. WC Game 2 vs the Cubs. DM if interested. $125 per ticket
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Casual fan friends think the postseason is a good opportunity to watch games with me. Trust me, you do not want to see me like that. You will not like what I become.
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Joey Votto riding with the Padres. Love to see it.
Replying to @Padres
Y’all nasty. Maybe WS 2026. GL GL
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