@SusanChortle

Hello, I am Google local guides level 4, Susan Chortle! A simple mother of two beautiful angels. Self Diagnosed Yummy Mummy! 馃拑 #melkshammummy

Joined August 2021
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Lentils are a blessing
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Surfing the net
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Sorry gang, was meditating! 馃お馃お #mummyisback
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That polar Express conductor can punch my ticket any day 馃お馃お馃
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What a curse it is to not enjoy mayonnaise 馃槥
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I showed you my cloaca please respond
Rob鉁笍@OricorioWho14 Aug 2025
THIS IS FRYING ME
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The twinks are hexing each other now, diva! Stay safe
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Mummy fave of the month: a nice cold drink!
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They put this in my mozzarella sticks, I think for Pride month #ally 馃槏馃槏
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Scanning a QR code in public is so humiliating 馃檲
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Who's that chick?
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Marks and Spencers soup
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I got e-coli from the Liz Truss lettuce! 馃サ
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Who is this woman? And why is she on my Facebook.com account?!???
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I need a new tiddlywinks set
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Thinking about Zebedee
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Glass of wine in hand and perusing the M&S app for a new spring wardrobe!
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Thinking about rice krispies 馃 which of the three is the gay one?
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Love when you hear the dishwasher whir extra hard like you go for it diva
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Asda substituted my trimmed sprouts with untrimmed!!! Swore I wasn't trimming any sprouts this year!! #fuming
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Love crunchy quinoa!! 馃槏
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