these takes aren’t gonna give themselves #HOLANIBOYZ

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Caleb Douglas is the best late round rookie WR pick
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Junior Caminero looked toward Randy Arozarena and did Randy's celebration before crossing home!
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imagine flexing a 2-1 lead in a best of 7 get packed up in 6 dumbass
Replying to @Punchoutpitch
And the guardians are on the verge of sending him home sooooo 🤷‍♂️
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Listen to The Trop ERUPT on Junior Caminero's blast 🤯
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Bring on Milwaukee.
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JUNIOR CAMINERO OFF THE FOUL POLE THE TROP IS ELECTRIC!
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Chandler Simpson was nearly at first base when his bunt single was picked up 💨
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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How soon do the @Eagles call about a trade for Jacoby Brissett? (Obviously prayers up for Jalen Hurts)
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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Rams HC Sean McVay told reporters that WR Davante Adams ruptured his hamstring and now will be sidelined 6-10 weeks.
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Hey so when’s Josh Downs gonna score all those touchdowns? I was told being 5’9 170 for a guy with weak play strength had no impact on TD scoring ability
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Also when’s he gonna get the yards?
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One win away.
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Never forget
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Nico Collins + Motivated Marvin Harrison Jr. + Jaylin Noel
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Where are the rooftop Koreans when you need em
Shoutout to this brave French patriot for defending the store he works at. With the Second Amendment, this would have ended much differently for the looters.
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Between the Marvin Harrison Jr reporting and this a week later, boy is @AdamSchefter becoming really bad at his job!
8 hours apart from Adam Schefter. This is becoming super common now and I’m simply asking you to question why that is. In other news, Adam Schefter owns two sports betting apps - Boom and Underdog.
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The inevitable fate that awaits every nation that imported hordes of African and Arab barbarians.
The world-famous Place de la Bours which survived two world wars is now on fire in France as red green alliance rioters burn it to the ground. Where is Macron?! If he refuses to send in the military he should be thrown out of office and replaced with a leader who will send in the military. This isn't a protest this is a violent revolution by Marxists and Islamists.
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“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door...”
NOW - A rioter climbs onto the statue of Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France, at the Place des Pyramides in Paris.
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A few years from now, Dylan Harper would be considered an MVP candidate if he didn’t have to play in Wemby’s shadow This dude is a certified stud. Not many young guards have had his bag
Dylan Harper 14 straight points to open the 3rd
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Marshawn Lloyd is better than Josh Jacobs
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