@SurplusLaborGuy

a lil too goofed up out his gourd

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Joined May 2009
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2011 Honda CR-V retweeted
just business@OneWordPowerfulOct 18
This happened to me on 10/7/23
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk1129 Jul 2014
Lost two followers during my #hamas tweeting rampage. #worthit
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ninersyoubitch@ninersyoubitchOct 18
They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
Open Source Intel
@Osint613Oct 18
“Student protest” they said
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agent bubblegum
@kaitduffyOct 16
Halal Jumbo Taiwanese-style fried chicken cutlet with garlic string beans, curly fries, sweet potato fries, fried tofu, and grilled pork sausages 📍Legend Chicken, Flushing, Queens
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Me in 2032 using my neurolink to hack the Tesla roadster in front of me after he cut me off
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@TeslaOct 16
Holy smokes
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BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 14
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says his patience has run out and he will teach Iran a harsh lesson.
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Chinatown@ChinatowndJakeOct 16
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangOct 16
That Tesla demo was the most impressive thing ever. I had to double check that it was real and not AI. Wow.
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El Jefe@ChaseEnCasheOct 16
This is damn near a legal version of gifting a nigga a brick of heroin
RTVisual
@RT_Visual_on_XOct 16
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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F.O.A ⚒@FOA6267Oct 16
Camp Badr was bombed. I just hope my favorite MiG-15 monument is safe.
F.O.A ⚒@FOA6267Oct 16
Three explosions just shook my room bro what now
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@AgentOracle313Oct 16
And just like that the game is over… THE BREWERS NEVER HAD A CHANCE TONIGHT 🪦
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Video shows Dodgers leading 4-0 early in NLCS Game 4; Brewers won 6-4. espn.com/mlb/game/_/gam… x.com/Dodgers/status…
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 16
BREAKING NEWS: an overwhelming presence of federal agents and US Marshals with cooperation from Los Angeles police and sheriff’s department are waiting outside dodgers stadium with an arrest warrant for Shohei Ohtani. Details to folow shortly.
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@AgentOracle313Oct 16
And just like that the game is over… THE BREWERS NEVER HAD A CHANCE TONIGHT 🪦
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Video shows Dodgers leading 4-0 early in NLCS Game 4; Brewers won 6-4. espn.com/mlb/game/_/gam… x.com/Dodgers/status…
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bnuuy~@meowybnuuyOct 14
BOLD FOR THEM TO SHIT ON VALVE/STEAM, AND THEN LITERALLY USE PROTON INTERNALLY FOR WINDOWS COMPAT ON LINUX... this launcher is so fucking vibeslopped its funny, but holy crap, these people are hilarious.
Epic Games Store
@EpicGamesOct 14
We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy. Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview: launcher.epicgames.com
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Catsuka
@catsukaOct 14
New poster for "Cyberpunk: Edgerunners" Season 2. Coming October 20 on Netflix.
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becca@strawbluvrsOct 10
FORGOT MY FUCKING POTATOES IN MY CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES MAN FUCK U @tacobell
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Mark Ames@MarkAmesExiledOct 8
Pretty obvious this is Trump’s October Surprise strategy: using crude threats of imminent post-election attack to trigger an Iranian preemptive strike, to flip the narrative & provide justification for his war. That a big IRI preemptive attack might sway just enough to GOP side.
Drop Site
@DropSiteNewsOct 8
President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the U.S. will not attack Iran before the November 3 midterm elections, after oil prices jumped more than 5% amid reports of preparations for renewed U.S. military strikes. Axios reported that the Pentagon had ordered U.S. Central Command to finalize preparations for potential major combat operations against Iran, with U.S. and Israeli sources saying strikes could take place before the midterms. The directive did not specify a date, and Trump had not made a final decision, according to the report.
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9% of Americans:
Polling USA
@USA_PollingOct 6
"Do you think Hamas' attack on October 7, 2023 against Israel was justified or not?" Not Justified: 54% Justified: 9% Unsure: 36% YouGov / Oct 6, 2026
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cass 🎃@girtygirtyOct 7
devin 🎱 cbus@fartpogOct 6
WHO IS UNCLE PUSSY
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calvin@nasaf1shOct 5
a gluttonous olympic gull i saw 4 months ago doing exactly this
Alex Tomlinson 🦉@hootalexOct 5
Flat, colorful illustration of a simplified Herring Gull gulping down a starfish. An x-ray view inside reveals 7 other starfish like puzzle pieces inside of them.

ALT Flat, colorful illustration of a simplified Herring Gull gulping down a starfish. An x-ray view inside reveals 7 other starfish like puzzle pieces inside of them.

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University for wheat farmers employs wheat scholars from wheat farmer country.
Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_RandoOct 3
Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
Montana State University Professor Shivali Banerjee is a graduate of the Indian Institute of Technology in Bombay.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯@ijustbluemyselfOct 4
@ grok analyze their faces and run a facial recognition diagnostic, match said data with local surveillance cameras downtown LA to pinpoint their exact location at the time of the attack. Afterwards find their social media accounts and other personal identifiable info.
Kurrco
@KurrcoOct 4
Playboi Carti’s & LUCKI’s entourages allegedly got into an altercation at ComplexCon. xitter.cf/06waynerooney/status/2…
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