Supreme Court Haiku

So I took some time off from here and now I’m a Certified Cicerone® for some reason. For reals. I am unsure if the two are related. @cicerone

Worst Facebook post: “my son/daughter just passed his/her driver’s test so look out! He/she is likely to do the vehicular manslaughter to you!”

Me: Finally I can eat healthy and lose that holiday weight. Court Reporting Service: Here is this giant bin of chocolate covered peanut brittle that I shall leave in your office kitchen.

This is probably what people felt like during The Great CB Radio Crash of 1979.

Which Mastodon server do I join to drop dad jokes about Pennoyer v. Neff?

I wonder if the Baseball Hall of Fame let the old Phanatic out of his cage to celebrate?

This Astros-Mariners 0-0 game is the soccer of baseball.

Racquetball won’t stop talking to Tennis and Squash about how it thinks Pickleball is just a fad.

Haiku(s)

Things that are not cool For ex-Presidents to do: Espionaging

Where are the haiku? I can’t even anymore Fun, ‘til it wasn’t

Shurtleff v. City of Boston (5/3/2022) Boston City Hall Can’t ban Christian flag from pole When others allowed supremecourt.gov/opinions/21… #SCOTUS #haiku

Twitter today feeling like . . .

When you hold onto your defunct football team swag for 37 years and they come back. @USFLGenerals @USFL

So, fun fact, when I was a kid, my dad worked in the Lumen building from Severance on Apple TV+. It’s an old Bell Labs building in Holmdel, NJ. First place I ever used a picture phone or played a video game (Lunar Lander on a desktop). @BenStiller

Look people, the first rule of Onstage at the Oscars Fight Club is we don’t talk about Onstage at the Oscars Fight Club unless the Australian and Japanese broadcasts don’t censor it, and then it is totally on . . .

Somewhere there’s someone who is actually an epidemiologist, a constitutional scholar, AND a military strategist, and they’re really pissed off that so many people on Twitter are purporting to be all three things as well.

With Justice Breyer retiring, who will assume the mantle as the Supreme Court Justice that 97% of the public can’t name? My money’s on Justice What’s- His-Name.

There’s no shame In putting your car keys in the fridge at work so you won’t forget to take your leftovers home.