@SupermanTweets

Orphan Alien with dual personality disorder stuck on Earth. PARODY ACCOUNT / Not associated with Clark Kent.

 Metropolis
Joined February 2010
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My kryptonite is kryptonite.
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Just reposting this tweet about Uranus looking the brightest tonight.
Earth
@earthcurated21 Nov 2025
Tonight Uranus is at its closest and brightest in 2025 — look east after dark and you can spot it with the naked eye if skies are clear.
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Hi humans, Superman here. Twitter was once full of hope, connection, and real voices. Then came the villains born from humanity’s oldest flaw: greed. They took over social media, and what was once a place for individuals to be heard became an echo chamber of algorithms and noise
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Now the social part of social media is gone. Friends post less. The noise grows louder. What’s left is propaganda, ads that know you better than your friends do, and a machine pretending to be a community. Krypton collapsed under its own brilliance. This place isn’t far behind.
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I’ve realized some things can’t be saved -not because they’re doomed, but because they no longer want to be saved. Social media doesn’t need a hero anymore; it needs therapy, humility, and maybe a hard reboot. But hey, even I know when to stop flying into a collapsing star.
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15 years and counting on twitter… Oh, how time flies.
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Just another day at the office 🤷🏻‍♂️
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre7 Oct 2025
🔥🚨BREAKING: A meteorite was about to make impact in Mexico and it changed its path before hitting the city.
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I kneel before Terence Stamp. Planet Earth lost a brilliant actor. A very sad day. RIP Zod. 🌹
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What a loser... He should have played one of those who were after me because I was an illegal alien too.
Pop Crave
@PopCrave7 Aug 2025
Former Superman actor Dean Cain announces he has joined ICE: “if you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets.”
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Off to see a movie…
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Meanwhile in London...
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On my way to save ChatGPT … #ChatGPTdown
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Goodbye Gene 🌹
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Imagine what would happen if Franklin D. Roosevelt said Poland had started the Second World War, and Hitler is Europe's problem and there is a big and beautiful ocean between Europe and America. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Donald Trump doesn't have a clue about the "American Way".
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Valentine's Day cancelled. #oops
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And here we go again....
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One of those days I wish I wasn’t fictional… 💔 Godspeed to the real heroes: Firefighters, first responders and Angelenos embracing the community spirit. #LosAngelesFire
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Happy new year all! Make sure to watch Super/Man The Christopher Reeve Story in 2025. ✌🏻 #Hope xitter.cf/Superman/status/182805…

Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story | Official Trailer

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To pee or not to pee, that is the question…
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Sorry, even I can’t save you now… #PepGuardiola #ManchesterCity
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