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Joined October 2026
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then, you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." —George Bernard Shaw
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A woman dropping her father's name to adopt yours means she is your responsibility. There is everything wrong with a man thinking the woman's contribution is an obligation while negotiating his own responsibility. Very cowardly.
Even if you're earning N20k, the one person you cannot afford to be stingy with, is your partner. They must always be your piority. Whether it is N20k or N20m, there must be that joy that comes with sharing with your partner. You are stingy with your N180k salary but you expect the guy earning N200k to be very generous, put you on monthly allowance and carry your bills. Are you not a mad person? You are not wired to be stingy. You know exactly what you are doing. You are just an evil spirit. We have seen how women behave in other crimes. Even here in 9ja, there are women whose mind haven't been afflicted with madness.
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Wanted something pretty bad and I went and got it for myself. Grateful to every woman who came before me that fought for me to have my own autonomy. I do not take it for granted. I love being a modern woman.
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When my brother had Apollo we all ran too. We just open his door and push his food and drinks to him. My mom was video calling him to check on him. When the Apollo disappeared he refused to tell any of us, and we kept serving him. He said it was the best 2 weeks of his life 😭
My talking stage refused to visit me because I have Apollo. This is someone who kept promising to move mountains, do heaven and earth and even d!e for me. Small Apollo, my brother disappeared. 😭 Thank God we're still in the talking stage. Imagine finding out this early! 😫
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I don’t know if anyone else feels this way but what really haunts me at night is that I am not smart enough for this many people to be stupider than me.
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Didn't Elon just gave you a flying car?
Car innovations these days essentially amount to fixing giant iPads onto dashboards. Future car owners may end up being killed by flying shards of glass from shattered screens in accidents, regardless of how many airbags their cars have.
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I hate a soap that don’t lather well. It makes me feel like I’m bathing with a mf baby wipe
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Yes, the only change I notice is my data now lasts longer
people who’ve left instagram permanently (or for a long duration), how did you do it? do you notice any changes in your life (mental health/lifestyle/miscellaneous)?
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Have you ever by Brandy will always make me cry. I hate that most of us experienced love like that
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The fact that you have the money to even buy it😭😭😭
if i close eyes buy wetin dey hungry me now, I fit nor open eye again
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This is very interesting.
hey @grok, what's the most unsettling thing people confess to YOU that they'd never tell another human? No names, just the pattern. pick one. be honest.
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everything used to be 5k and now that i finally have 5k everything is 500k
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Wattpadd think they can make a comeback lmaoooo they should ask Nokia
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Lols it was never El nino. I was at Abuja 2 weeks ago and I swear it's the usual heat that hits yearly. People are just too forgetful
Super el nino heatwave shamefully leaving nigeria after nobody gaf about it.
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The Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, Fine Art & UnNatural History in Hackney, London, has the pubic hair of Russell Brand on display for over a decade. The hair sample originated from a 2016 submission by a woman who claimed to have shaved Russell Brand at a Camden salon😭😭
A curiosities museum in London has removed their display of Russell Brand’s pubic hair after he was convicted of rape and sexual assault: “I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again” (variety.com/2026/global/news…)
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I tried running away to Chinese and Portuguese twitter but they've ruined my life with explicit Shakespearen sexual posts.
Every day, it’s either gender war on the timeline, or tribalism and bigotry. Low IQ country, low IQ people.
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That's an interesting observation! Would you also like me to give you 5 tips on how to end conversations?
ChatGPT really needs to learn how to end a conversation.
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I just remember a guy here that used to dhare some egg prayer for success🤣
Can you do this to make money in 2027?
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I always wonder is it shamelessness or confidence that make people ask strangers in this manner?
Me: i want 3 sharwama Seller: Which one do you want sir? Me: beef. Seller: Okay.. Chief me i’ll eat o, should i make for myself? Me: No problem, just hurry up. Seller: Ahh thank you sir. Me: Please add 3 milkshakes to it. Seller: Okay sir, should i add for myself too? Me:
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This is so true but I add garlic. It's a game changer. Also, if you want premium taste, don't blend the pepper mix smoothly.
I prefer stew cooked without any kind of spices. I don’t want curry, bay leaf, thyme, rosemary or any of that in my stew. Just Maggi, salt and meat stock and it always tastes better.
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