Christina Rodriguez

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Just thrilled Emilia Perez didn’t win

That French woman clearly has no idea how much everyone watching hates her damn songs #Oscars

BOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS SHIT #Oscars

On the one hand hell yes an Afro Latina won an #Oscar ON THE OTHER HAND WHYYYY EMILIA PEREZ WHYYYY

I knew this scene from Emilia Perez reminded me of something #oscars #Oscar

Fun fact: if you break a mirror but then make it into a dress it’s actually GOOD luck #oscars #AcademyAwards

Crying in the club to a techno remix of Mad World

Next year’s halftime show is just Drake filing a lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show

When the t-Rex escapes in Jurassic park and you freeze so it won’t notice you #GRAMMYs

Real missed opportunity to have Trent and Atticus be presented with their award by Cynthia Erivo with her…Nine Inch Nails ok anyway now that that joke is out of my system #GoldenGlobes

“I only had one thought: make sure to speak as slow as humanly possible” #GoldenGlobes

Oh hiiiii Mr Garfield #GoldenGlobes

Learning so much about the #GoldenGlobes presenters tonight

“Ok now let’s do a fun one!” -Kieran Culkin’s right arm #GoldenGlobes

Proud that this is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of

To Nosferatu or to babygirl, that is the question (in terms of watch order)

It’s the time of year* when I’m continuously blown away by what people are capable of** *cold and flu season **the amount of snot one human head can produce

That time of year when people post their Spotify wrapped with something like “not at all surprising”. Yes bitch we know, you were the one who picked the songs.

Still thinking about how I assumed she was playing Wednesday in Beetlejuice 2

Yes! Also why was he on zero of the Wicked red carpets??