A faster-than-a-speeding-bullet publicist having so much fun touting fanboy entertainment that he doesn't even need vacations. Except right after Comic-Con.

Los Angeles
Joined January 2013
Starting to annoy myself with how much I laugh at the tidal wave of memes in my feed featuring this character …
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Everything but Scarlett O’Hara waxing poetic about tomorrow …
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Not hard to imagine Darline Graham has even less experience, comprehension and capability than the last White House Press Secretary.
President Trump is right. Annie Andrews is too radical and wrong for South Carolina.
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Something tells me #Pepperdine didn’t prepare her for the past week ..,
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Had a lot of jobs. They all lasted more than 5 days. And none ended by pausing for a photo with the guy that fired me, nor did I give him one last kiss on the ass as I exited.
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (Catches breath) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve had colds that have hung around longer.
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😂😂😂😂😂
Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday
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Best People!
Breaking: Trump has fired his White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia after less than a week on the job.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖
Katie Zacharia passing the bar.
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So Trump didn’t want it to end 7+ months ago. Got it. Thanks for clarifying.
Trump: And the Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon. As soon as I want it to end, it’ll end
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“Now try: “I. Buggered. An. Entire. Country.”
Trump on Cognitive Test: They give you 5 words: Hat Hair Logo Right Black. I repeated them later. They said, “holy shit.” Almost no one can do it. But I can because I’m a freaking genius.
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Gotta love Dodger Stadium for a playoff game. And thanks to @Greg_Weisman & @jonweisman for inviting me! #Dodgers #NLCS
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Grammy voting opens today! Please consider giving my God of War Sons of Sparta videogame soundtrack album a spin. 🎶🎧 It’s a nostalgic nod to the gaming music of my youth blended with the epic symphonic sounds of my recent Grammy-nominated God of War scores.
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Few things more fun than hanging out with @julietlandau!!!
Come hang out Sat Oct 17 at Moby’s in Los Angeles! 3:30-4:30 PM: AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Free 5:00-8:00 PM: DRUSILLA AFTER DARK: School Hard screening where we watch together w/ my commentary. Link for tix: eventbrite.com/e/drusilla-af… Trivia & cosplay contest part of ticket price
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And when? Another two weeks?
Trump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan that will stop all payments to big insurance companies"
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Please tell me this is not AI. ‘Cause I may never stop laughing!
The great pumpkin escape! 🎃💨 A giant inflatable pumpkin made a run for it in Cary, North Carolina, just outside Raleigh, as strong winds from Isaias sent it rolling away. And yes, the pumpkin made it back home!
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It’s too stupid not to be true.
Republicans are reportedly panicking after they accidentally spent money on ads supporting Susan Collins in Portland, Oregon instead of Portland, Maine.
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Proving once again that @KristiNoem has no taste, sensibility, humanity or shame.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Mike Evans checking to see who was talking to him might be the most GOAT’d thing I’ve ever seen
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A quick costume change and Tiny Chef is ready to address the media … along with co-creators Rachel Larsen & Jason Kolowski, and Chef’s voice Matt Hutchinson! #NYCC2026 #TinyChef
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