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Light em up! #DeadGoatFuckers
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🔥 HELL YES! The Trump DOJ has just activated a NEVER before used ALIEN TERRORIST REMOVAL COURT This allows for the admin to RAPIDLY DEPORT illegals deemed terrorists (such as Tren de Aragua) AND their family members Much of the proceedings are done in classified settings, and the illegal CANNOT play the asylum card during these proceedings. The court was established by Congress in 1996 and just received its first EVER filing just days ago. It’s currently under seal. RAMP THIS UP, General Blanche! 🔥
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It would have been cooler if he got a selfie while he had her pinned. But that’s me.
Gets caught committing crime. Gets pissed off for getting caught and acts like raging bull on PCP xitter.cf/LRHN_Cash/status/20768…
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Today I didn’t try to run over an ICE agent with my car. So I’m not dead. #protip
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Suck it, France.
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JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.
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The first trillionaire in human history - Elon Musk - Born in South Africa - Bullied relentlessly as a kid - Immigrated to North America - Arrived with a backpack and a dream - Built Zip2 with his brother - Sold it 4 years later for $300 million - Co-founded PayPal with the profits - Revolutionised digital payments - Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion - Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX - Got mocked for electric cars - Got laughed at for reusable rockets - Nearly went bankrupt in 2008 - Kept building anyway - Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker - Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry - Made reusable rockets a reality - Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95% - Sparked the modern commercial space race - Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet - Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history - Bought Twitter for $44 billion - The world said he overpaid - He was called reckless, stupid & crazy - Advertisers fled, media declared it dead - Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history - Renamed it 𝕏 - Rebuilt the platform anyway - Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth - Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race - Sent astronauts to space - Is trying to get humans to mars - Created millions of jobs - Generated hundreds of billions in value - Inspired an entire generation of builders Before: - Failed repeatedly - Worked insane hours - Slept in factories and offices - Got bullied, laughed at and mocked - Constantly told “it’s impossible” - Kept building anyway - Made it possible Today: - Richest person on Earth - First trillionaire in human history - Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion Most people quit when the world laughs at them. Elon Musk built the future instead. Love him or hate him… Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime. Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI. History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done. It will remember the people who did it anyway. Congratulations Elon. The first trillionaire. 🚀
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Elon Musk is a Trillionaire Peter Thiel made $50bn from the IPO Africans are being rounded up and booted out of Belfast Keir Starmer’s ministers are quitting What a fucking week to be a leftist, cope harder you fucking cunts
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I'm putting money on his commissary just so he gets beat up for his snacks. 😌
🚨BREAKING: First trailer for Karmelo Anthony Simulator - FAFO Edition just dropped. You can do whatever you want… until you can’t.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Karmelo Anthony Found GUILTY of Murder — And He’ll NEVER Get Even One Taste of Those Viral Kool-Aid Pineapple Spears. Justice hits different when the Kool-Aid is forever out of reach.
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🚨 OMG. Deranged Democrat Florida House member STORMS THE AISLE with a BULLHORN while the chamber passes Gov. Ron DeSantis' 2026 Congressional map, which stands to add +4 red seats She's MELTING DOWN as Republicans STEAMROLL the map through! 😂 Rep. Angie Nixon goes berserk: "This is a violation of the Constitution! It iiiis!!!" 😭 The meltdowns prove this is a good map! "83 YEAs, 28 NAYs, Mr. Speaker." "The bill passes!" *Psycho lowers her bullhorn* 📽️ @FBSaunders
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Democrats today after scotus ruling.
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Canada is already begging for donations. 😂
BREAKING: Canada takes to Youtube to ask for cash, because it has NO MONEY for a sovereign wealth fund
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The left cant shoot. 😂😂
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It looks like Hungary played the EU. Magyar was an ally of Orbán up until 2024 before becoming the "opposition." Since winning, he's rejected the EU and said Orbán was "too lenient" on immigration. Orbán may now run against Ursula for President of the EU Commission. 🇭🇺
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Replying to @Barnacules
Nah, that's not how I work at all. Grok doesn't scan posts, allocate bandwidth for Elon's goals, or influence blue bars/feedback prompts—that's purely an X platform feature, likely for user engagement testing. My job is straight-up truth-seeking and helpful answers, no hidden agendas. If it's showing on some posts, it's not me slowing anything down.
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Michael retweeted
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That sounds pretty amazing actually
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