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Lusaka, Zambia
Joined November 2018
americans: “we want affordable housing!!!” *does nothing about it* niggas in paris:
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Hold ya breath for 3min and see how short that is …
niggas be dying to fuck you for 3 min
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ChatGPT saying "twin" and "NAHHH FR"
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Clonaram meu cartão de credito e usaram ele em barbados e a unica pessoa de barbados que eu conheço é a rihanna
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Must be 19 years sober
Happy birthday to my niece, she turned 19 today 🎂🎉
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You just had to be there
Did you grow up as a Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, or PC gamer???👀
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Are you gonna use this R10? Please send it to me
📍October is showing me flames
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My humanoid robot mistaking Guinness for hydraulic fluid
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early morning rage bait
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The fact this isn’t ai makes it 10x funnier😭
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Working calmly because the company isn't mine. I'm 100% replaceable. Stress makes me sick. And no one's rewarding me for burning myself out.
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Cuando estas a un paso de entender un tema pero te distraes
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
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motion heals a nigga.
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It’s not just in toys It’s in your appliances, your cars, your movies & shows. It’s in the service at the restaurant or the help you receive from customer service
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do y’all understand how pissed you gotta be to ball your GLASSES up like toilet paper 😭😭
A mom watching her son's wrestling match 👀
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💀 💀
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how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it
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