Joined February 2013
Interstellar travel is implausible to any significant degree.
What’s your solution to the Fermi Paradox?
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Replying to @mistericxx2
isn't the dance she's doing called a hawk-tua or something?
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la tensión sexual entre yo y el suicidio
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“Lindsey Clancy is on suicide watch” i’d love to watch actually
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"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."
"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children." Lindsay Clancy jurors speak out, express their frustration with the lone holdout.
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Anyone defending Lindsay Clancy is a fucking idiot.
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Replying to @TheRealSantino
If you think Patrick killed his kids, you should not be allowed to vote. Yes I said it.
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That one male juror.
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“you’re so quiet” thanks, i want to go home.
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“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me
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Entre a Twitter para ver fútbol y terminé viendo tetas.
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I thought y’all had that doctor dude that flies around in a phone booth
why doesn’t london have a superhero
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i go to chuck e cheese with a gun and a mask yellin Where the fuck the rat at
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Pro tip: never underestimate how ill-informed the public is about space
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Stoners when you say I think it might not be good for children to smoke weed everyday
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Can you survive without my tax dollars?
We’ve survived empires. We can survive a comments section.
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Perfectly said actually. Americans lack class consciousness because they are all delusional and think they can be millionaires someday
Americans 'lack class consciousness' because every single blue-collar worker has a straight-forward path to owning and operating their own business within about 5 years and the average yearly salary is 50,000 dollars a year, the same as doctors make in Europe.
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