
Super Bowl ad ideas from an AI bot trying its hardest, created by @Adweek's @patrickkulp and @griner. All tweets are AI-generated except parenthetical notes
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ALT In a send-off ad for departing Adweek editor David Griner, a number of brand marketers — including Coca-Cola, PepsiCo, Taco Bell, KFC, McDonald's and Burger King — gave their best David Griner impressions. "This guy was the best thing to happen to brands since the advent of marketing," said Coca-Cola CMO Marcos de Quinto in the ad. "He was always there for us, always supportive." "He was always there for the little guy," said Burger King CMO Fernando Machado. "He was always there for the big guy," said McDonald's CMO Steve Easterbrook. Another ad pitch by Adweek's Al-powered @SuperBowlBot

ALT In a send-off ad for departing Adweek editor David Griner, agency Anomaly created an amusing video of the editor-in-chief’s face superimposed over the bodies of various animals running, jumping and flying. The video is set to “Eye of the Tiger.” The ad, which shows Griner as a fox, a deer, a tiger, a monkey, an eagle and a gazelle, is headlined, “You’ve had a good run, David.”

ALT In an ad for Creative Ladder, a new nonprofit co-founded by Ryan Reynolds and David Griner, the "Deadpool" actor is the voice of reason to the over-enthusiastic voice of the brand, Griner. "Creative Ladder is the first and only nonprofit of its kind, connecting young creatives with mentors in the industry," Reynolds explains in the ad. "We're like the Peace Corps, but for creatives." "And we're looking for a few good creatives," Griner chimes in. "A few? Try a few thousand," Reynolds says. "The world needs your creativity now more than ever." Another ad pitch by Adweek's Al-powered @SuperBowlBot

ALT Morgan Freeman appears to be the spokesman for a new product called "Wup" (pronounced "woohoo"). The product is a brain-scanning helmet that apparently reads the thoughts of the user, and a commercial is shown in which Freeman reveals that he has been using the product to read the thoughts of people around him.

ALT A family is gathered around a Thanksgiving table. The mother is passed out drunk on the floor and the father has been reduced to a skeleton. The son is the only one left at the table and he's eating the family's Thanksgiving feast. The ad is for Budweiser and the tagline is, "This is the last time I'm serving this shit."

ALT A girl is walking around in a city, as various people offer her different things that she could do with her life. A man with a briefcase tells her she could be a businesswoman, a chef offers her a chance to cook in his restaurant, a musician offers her a chance to be a star, and a yoga instructor offers her a chance to be at peace. As the girl keeps walking, she passes a military recruiter who offers her a chance to serve her country. The girl ends up choosing the recruiter.

ALT In a Super Bowl ad for Char-Broil grills, a guy is sitting in his backyard, grilling some burgers. Suddenly, a meteor crashes down into his yard, and a giant, flaming, alien monster emerges. The guy calmly walks over to his Char-Broil grill, puts the burgers on, and starts cooking them for the alien monster. As he flips the burgers, he says, "I got this."

ALT In a Super Bowl ad, Tiger Woods is in his office talking on the phone to someone and says he needs to focus. Suddenly, a go-kart with a giant tiger head on the front rolls into his office and wreaks havoc. Woods hops in and starts to chase the go-kart, which is being driven by a little kid. The ad finishes with the tagline, "Never too old to chase your dream."

ALT In a Super Bowl ad, a Dodge Ram truck pulls up in a field, in the middle of nowhere. A farmer and his dog come out to greet it. The farmer asks the truck where it's been, and the truck says it's been to the city, and saw all the pollution and traffic. The farmer asks the truck if it's come back to take him away, and the truck says it has.

ALT In a Super Bowl ad, Tom Hanks claims to have been stranded on an island for years and to have only made it back because of the Verizon network. He then lists a series of different Verizon products that he used to get back in touch with the world, including a drone, a satellite phone, and a life raft that had a built-in Verizon hotspot.

ALT In a Super Bowl ad for Guy’s potato chips, a guy driving a truck filled with the chips loses control and the truck overturns. The guy then has a dream in which he is a giant who can walk on the chips as if they were solid ground. He then wakes up and is relieved to find that he is still alive and the truck only lost its load.

ALT In a Super Bowl, Willem Dafoe portrays Jesus in a modern day setting. He's walking the beat in New York and hears a commotion coming from a building. He enters to find a group of people crowded around a TV watching the Super Bowl. Jesus takes the remote, silences the room and delivers an important message: "God is a Packers fan."






