Improbable spam. Meat conglomerate. Caucasiax. Aggressively mediocre. Alt-country adjacent. Intersectional jaywalker. Motivated procrastinator.

Joined May 2016
We both know that this isn't going to work. Yes, we follow the same people and maybe I said something you agreed with, or you thought I was funny, but sooner or later I'm going to hurt your feelings and you'll realize it was a mistake. Let's just agree we had fun and move on.
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La bonne nouvelle du jour, c'est qu'aucun centaure n'a été abîme. Ils sont tous restés au garage. Le système les réserve uniquement aux manifestants agriculteurs, pro-life ou anti-immigration.
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Our assessment is that the wave of violence and arson accompanying the ongoing protests and riots in France, and its subsequent online amplification by international right-wing propaganda networks, may indicate a coordinated hybrid operation involving Russian intelligence services, in collaboration with actors linked to the United States and Israel. The extent of foreign involvement, including any coordination between the suspected actors, remains unverified. It warrants further investigation.
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Das ist das erste Mal in der Geschichte der Menschheit, dass Länder fremde Armeen freiwillig ins Land lassen. Diese diese dann verköstigen, ihnen Unterkunft geben und finanzieren. Wenn diese beginnen, Kriege gegen die Bevölkerung zu führen, bei denen geplündert, geraubt, gebrandschatzt, getötet und vergewaltigt wird, einfach nur zusehen. Das gab es in der Geschichte der Menschheit noch nie. Für solch ein Ausmaß an Landesverrat gibt es noch nicht einmal einen Begriff. Das konnte sich bisher keiner vorstellen.
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Resurfaced clip of Kathy Griffin in 2004 talking about muslims "It's such a wonderful culture for women, unless you have a clitoris and you're 13... the muslims are not your friend" I guess this is before TDS took over
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The left-wing extremist who is accused of murdering my colleague Ann Widdecombe and targeting my friend Nigel Farage "held an extreme left-wing mindset". Now ask yourself: Where is the big national debate about left-wing extremism? Where are the BBC documentaries and podcasts about left-wing extremism? Where are the calls to warn children in schools and universities about left-wing extremism? Where are the government 'counter-terror units' stating that if you read, say, Karl Marx or Antonio Gramsci then you are "on a pathway to terror"? Where are the think-tanks producing major research reports on left-wing extremism and its followers? Where are the multi-million pound research grants going to academics who investigate left-wing terror? If it was far-right we all know what would happen. Wall to wall blanket coverage, analysis, and debate. Does anybody else notice the silence?
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In the manifesto diary of the Phoenix, Ariz. man who slaughtered a female hiker in 2023 with a knife, he wrote about his struggles with being trans and how he was depressed whenever he saw beautiful women because he wanted to become one. Zion Teasley told investigators he killed Lauren Heike because she was "what I would want to look like." Many trans people have turned their gender confusion into violent resentment. One of the Zizian members in custody for attempted m—rder also wrote about how distressed he became whenever he saw attractive young women. thepostmillennial.com/trans-…
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It’s not about the zoo tickets, it’s that at some point I looked up from my paycheck and realized OH, cool, I’m apparently funding the welfare state, Big Pharma, foreign countries, “Learing Centers,” government programs I’ve never heard of, Planned Fucking Parenthood, and seventeen layers of bureaucracy whose primary function appears to be emailing each other PDFs; meanwhile, I pay taxes when I earn money, taxes when I spend money, taxes to employ people, taxes on property I ALREADY OWN, taxes go up every year anyway, the school district discovers another $75,000,000 it absolutely cannot survive without, and if I so much as raise my hand and ask whether maybe, possibly, perhaps somebody could spend slightly less money, I am informed that I hate teachers, children, puppies and probably literacy, and NOW after financing civilization itself I’m also supposed to smile and subsidize someone’s trip to see the giraffes. Know what I mean?
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Please remember: If your ancestors came to America several centuries ago but you are white, you are an evil colonizer. BUT: If you are an illegal migrant (not white though) and you give birth in America, your child is 100% American. Any questions?
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If you take $70,000 from the paycheck of a hard worker and give $10,000 to 7 lazy people, you lose one vote but gain 7. That’s how the west works now.
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‼️FINALLY SENTENCED‼️ Bulgarian siblings have finally been sentenced at Dundee Sheriff Court for attacking Scottish girls in Lochee, Dundee, in August 2025. Ilia Belov, 23, was given a community payback order of 300 hours’ unpaid work with 18 months’ supervision, and 18 months on the sex offenders register, for assaulting a then 12-year-old and for threatening or abusive behaviour towards four girls aged 12–14. Nadjedzha Belova, 20, was given 180 hours’ unpaid work after admitting she seized a 13-year-old by the hair, dragged her to the ground and struck her on the head. The court heard Ilia Belov told a 12-year-old: “Come here sexy. I will show you how to have a good time”. He then pushed her and her head hit a metal handrail. Only after that did she produce the axe and knife she had in her waistband. Sheriff Niven-Smith rejected his story (that he never made sexual remarks and only pushed her to protect his sister) as neither credible nor reliable. The sheriff found his comments were the trigger for the incident. Just remember how this all went down at the time though: 👉🏻 The police initially tried to flip the narrative, framing the perpetrators as victims and vice versa, stating the Bulgarians were approached by the young girls. The 12-year-old girl was subsequently arrested and charged over the weapons, and her self-defence was dismissed as “misinformation”. 👉🏻 Commentators and parts of the media also spent months implying the child was the threat, and the adults were the victims. 👉🏻 John Swinney warned the public off the footage, then had to subsequently apologise to the girl. 👉🏻 Sentencing was delayed twice, in August and September, because social work reports were not ready. Fourteen months from the attack to a sentence and, after all that, no jail time. So, two adults of foreign descent, one of them making sexual remarks, assault young Scottish girls walking the streets of their native homeland and the first instinct of the authorities was to protect the narrative, charge the child, and gaslight the public. This is what happens when the safety of women and children is treated as secondary to managing the story about immigration.
Dundee: Police dismiss the 12 y/o Scottish girl's self-defense claims as "misinformation”, charge her for offensive weapons, and frame the Bulgarian couple as victims. Edinburgh: Foreign man stabs multiple people outside a primary school, locks down flats, streets and schools - police swiftly declare "not terror-related” and call it a mere "disturbance." Clearly protecting the narrative, not the vulnerable 🔪🇬🇧
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I've built a GPS app that tells you who the ground you're on was stolen from, so you can do a land acknowledgement. It only goes back one owner, which is great for disingenuous virtue signaling in north America but European users will mainly be paying homage to the Third Reich.
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Meanwhile, at the pumps...
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"Can you believe what Trump said today?!"
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Myriam avait 7 ans. Elle fuyait mais elle a trébuché avec son cartable d’où ses chaussons de danse sont tombés. Elle s’est arrêtée pour les ramasser, l’homme l’a alors attrapé par les cheveux et lui a tiré une balle dans la tête à bout portant L’homme c’était Mohamed Merah…
🔴🇫🇷 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗛 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 — Des jeunes ont profané une église sur un morceau de rap faisant référence aux terroristes islamistes Salah Abdeslam et Mohamed Merah. « À la Mohamed Merah, v-esqui’ les caméras. Bataclan, je l’ai shooté à l’œil, chasse à l’homme, Salah Abdeslam […] À part Allah qui peut m’arrêter. »
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Replacing tactile physical buttons with laggy touchscreens just so you have to navigate three sub-menus while driving 75 mph on a dark highway to adjust the defroster is the single worst safety downgrade in modern automotive history.
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🚨BREAKING: A retired British police officer has been convicted and fined for sharing a meme. The post said: “Fun facts about bacon! People who eat bacon have a lower chance of marrying a 9-year-old!” Stephen Gray, 65, spent 30 years as a police officer. He said the meme was satirical and meant to spark debate about child marriage. A judge ruled it “grossly offensive.” He now has a criminal record.
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Possible plague outbreak in Russia Toilet paper CEOs:
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And the best one
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