@Sumupid

Marvel, iCarly. WASSTP Instructor. Geocache and AdLab as ClayHat

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2010
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Charlie Bucket is the only person Wonka doesn’t touch when they enter the factory gate.
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The decision to make flight 815 a Sydney to Los Angeles flight was brilliant.
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They made a Breaking Away TV series???
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We’re back at it!
Writers Guild Foundation@WritersGuildF13 Jun 2024
Save the date! Applications for the 2024-2025 cycle of WASSTP open on August 1st! BIPOC writers, LGBTQ+ writers, disabled writers, and writers over the age of 50 are encouraged to apply. You can find more program information at bit.ly/writers-access (1/2)
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Put spike strips in the bus lane.
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I’ll say it again, Regal theaters suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Parkour
Malcolm Harris@BigMeanInternet19 May 2024
What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?
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We could be on our 5th or 6th Homestar Runner movie at this point, and maybe a Strong Badia section at Universal, but @StrongBadActual had to have “principles…” and “Easter eggs...”
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Not being in a comedy room every day is starting to take its toll.
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FYI, that trendy smash burger you had delivered came from a Dennys.
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Somewhere the 2 Skinnee Js are plotting their return….
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My kids were denied the opportunity to experience the eclipse today by their teachers. I’m furious.
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Still thinking about The Pentaverate. Great show. Fun stuff. Weird stuff.
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Clay Lapari retweeted
em@shinywiglett14 Mar 2024
this hits so hard! ❤️‍🔥
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Joe Leydon
@JoeLeydon14 Mar 2024
Repost with a comedian who helped shape your sense of humor.
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Congratulations to @EugeneCross1 and @RobinShorr for doing the impossible! deadline.com/2024/03/ty-burr…

Ty Burrell Comedy ‘Forgive & Forget’ Lands Pilot Order At ABC

ABC is piloting a new comedy starring and exec produced by Ty Burrell. Primetime-Panic Your Complete Guide to Pilots and Straight-to-Series orders See All Deadline revealed that the multicamera...

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My favorite YouTube channel @ExploringStamps has come to an end. Thank you, Graham, for 7 years of the most wonderfully educational postage stamp content. 💌📪 You will be missed.
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My super power is knowing whether what I just stepped on is food or not.
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Holy shit, it worked! They did it! Rattler is ALIIIIIIIVE! *is handed a note. Still no sign of Ryan.
Clay Lapari@Sumupid12 Mar 2024
Replying to @ZOO_CROO
Resurrection by double shot? It can’t be done. It’s a myth!
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Did she say “rats?” @ZOO_CROO
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Where were you when The Rattler was pried from the bunker? @ZOO_CROO
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