𝗟. 𝗔𝗕𝗗𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗛 𝗘𝗟-𝗙𝗔𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗬

"ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴ ᴇɢʏᴘᴛɪᴀɴ sᴜᴘᴇʀʜᴇʀᴏ?" "ɪ ᴀᴍ." ☆ an independent, slightly au portrayal of layla el-faouly; taweret's avatar and the scarlet scarab ☆ mature themes present, crossovers welcome ☆ mirrored description, ships on chem

It's okay, you can call me mommy 💪

That's the perks of having a archeologist slash . . . Anti Indiana Jones? in the family. I'll make some calls. And. . . Yknow you /could/ always go back to school, get an archeology degree.

I mean . . . I might know someone yeah.

Maybe we should go see it.

I love you

Very big fuck you to the neighbors who use ALL the hot water and then I have none for my shower, which is like SERIOUSLY the only thing that relieves my pain sometimes.

Next year we'll go, okay? I promise.

This is the series think you've ever said to me

holiday party-core

WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE A HOT SHOWER.

Letting herself into Steven's apartment. Collapsing right on the bed.

//CONGRATS

He's too sweet, and always knows how to flatter her. But no, the bun isn't a fashion statement. The worst part is that she doesn't necessarily enjoy wearing shorts and short sleeves in public.

Hopefully it's not a terribly shocking sight but . . . Layla is spread eagle on the bed, tits out and one of the fans pointed directly at her It's hot.

We are!!!! Look at you, just being the hottest man in the world