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𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝒟𝓊𝓈𝓉 ━━ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ — Literate indie Angel Dust — Mun is 18+ — No NSFW on TL — Trigger language & dark themes — Major shitpost warning — Plot in DMs

I don't know why, but I think I feel like punching @R0yallyFlushed today!

❛ If ya ask me, Alastor’s a waste of a pretty face. He ain’t got no interest in nobody. ❜

He is now apparently a permanent resident of Alastor’s Home for Horny Spiders.

❛ How does he DO that? ❜ Alastor’s extendable neck.

❛ There ya go! Ya know, I just joined this place for a free place ta stay early on but ya really tryin’ ya make a change... kinda makes me wanna make a change. ❜

❛ Yeah guess that don’t work out for a princess. ❜ He paused, noting her discomfort. One of his hands moved hesitantly to her shoulder and gave her a weak reassuring squeeze. ❛ But ya seem ta manage fine on ya own. ❜

❛ So I’ve killed some people. So I’ve MAIMED. Aren’t I a person too? Don’t I deserve love? And shoes? ❜

❛ So I had a fistfight with my old landlord and now I’m livin’ at a hotel, nobody’s perfect. ❜ Shrug.

He gave her a beaming grin back. ❛ Makes Family gatherin’s a hell of a lot easier, ya know? Someone can say som’n an’ I’ll just nod! Boom, no fights at the table. ❜

❛ That’s my entire approach ta politics! ❜

❛ ...I could do anythin. But I won’t. Givinyaanyodeas? ❜

❛ Ya can’t spell Pentious without “PENIS” is all I’m sayin. ❜

Bouncy bed game :)

{{ Forgive me for being the least horny Angel ever. Mun is ace.

“ Hey there, Apple Daddy~ Did I ever tell you how much I want to see your bare body slathered in apple sauce? ”

❛ That’s what I THOUGHT, Al. Cox trusted me ya keep his secret. His secret, and my fluff, are too expensive for ya, ya cheap harlot! ❜

❛ Dependin on how much we talkin, I can SHOW you how deep the fluff goes~ ❜

❛ ...I don't like tha ways you lookin at me like that, Al... ❜ So WHAT if it's hidden in his fluff???

❛ I ain't even hidin it in tha hotel, genius. ❜

Boyfriend? Hahaha what boyfriend? There's no boyfriend here!