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Dear Twitter,
The 1995 Mortal Kombat movie was the best MK movie.
Mortal Kombat 3 was the best MK game, and it was best on the SNES.
Every pizza parlor should have an MK arcade.
Kerri Hoskins was the best Sonya, and the hottest.
Sub-Zero is the best MK ninja.
🥷❄️☯️
Sub-Zero retweeted
Trump has burned through decades of accumulated goodwill from US allies. I know his behaviour wounds many patriotic Americans. Still, the fact is that he keeps getting away with it. I am beginning to think that the damage might be irreparable.
It is Sub-Zero Sunday. 🥶
I observe weakness in Europe: Their misleaders do not strike down pillagers in their streets, or tyrannical police, or Russian jets over Ukraine.
I observe weakness in my America: An inept fascist ruling party, & a self-righteous marxist opposition.
This is account is proudly:
Pro-@thedispatch.
pro-@JonahDispatch.
Pro Kevin Williamson.
Pro 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🇯🇵.
Pro NeverTrump, NeverMaga, NeverProg.
Pro death penalty.
Pro martial arts.
Pro arms, mostly sharp knives.
Pro padded footwear.
Pro night life.
Pro jobs-for-ninjas.
Pro . . . .
"Politicians and the very politically engaged are so siloed in their tailored media bubbles they lose sight of how crazy, weird, or extreme they seem to people not in those bubbles." | G-File by @JonahDispatch
thedispatch.com/newsletter/g…
Sub-Zero retweeted
Human nature is undefeated
Corruption is mostly ignored in a good economy because folks assume all poltics is corrupt. Once its "hey wait a minute, Im not getting mine while they are" all the sudden corruption is a rally point for anger and frustration
And so it goes...
As an American ninja I wholeheartedly endorse this thread & especially this segment.
You...did expect ninjas to be conservative, right?
Replying to @CalFreiburger
Well sorry, but some of us still hold life, liberty, and the Constitution as non-negotiable. Insist on free markets and economic literacy. Recognize the danger of pretending we can shut out the world at the water's edge. Give to bigotry no sanction. And think character matters.
Sub-Zero retweeted
Well sorry, but some of us still hold life, liberty, and the Constitution as non-negotiable. Insist on free markets and economic literacy. Recognize the danger of pretending we can shut out the world at the water's edge. Give to bigotry no sanction. And think character matters.
Sub-Zero retweeted
It's Sub-Zero Sunday.
Today's quote:
"He who angers you controls you." - Buddha
A hot head is a soft head: pliable, workable, moldable.
Men and media who can heat you can beat you out of shape.
Cool heads prevail.
Cool heads guide their own destinies.
Stay frosty.
❄️🥷❄️
As a ninja, I support executions of the guilty - in private, in the dark, silently, swiftly.
I can attest it works wonders.
I’ve had a lot of people asking me about the botched execution of Christa Pike in Tennessee, as well as the upcoming execution by firing squad that’s supposed to be livestreamed. Having spent nearly 20 years on death row, my thoughts and feelings about these things are so vast that I sometimes struggle to find a place to begin. I became close friends with a man who had committed murder. He was like a brother to me. I once watched him break down crying, trembling as he told me he wished he was as evil as the world believed him to be, because then he wouldn’t have to care about what he’d done. Fifteen years later, he was still having nightmares about it. I know in my soul that he would never hurt another person again. But I’ve also watched a man being stabbed to death in prison. I cried for days afterward, and something inside me was changed forever. I learned that some people are capable of extraordinary transformation, while others remain capable of terrible violence even behind prison walls. There are no simple answers here. No slogans or political arguments that can adequately address the complexity of human beings, guilt, punishment, and suffering.
But there is one thing I want to say about the upcoming execution by firing squad. Don’t watch it. Whatever you believe about the death penalty, even if you think the person being executed deserves to die, don’t watch it. You cannot witness a human being being killed and simply walk away unchanged. What you see becomes part of you. It follows you into places you never expected it to reach. There are things I witnessed in prison that I would give anything to forget, things that still cast a shadow over my life decades later. There’s a difference between understanding that terrible things happen in the world and deliberately making yourself a spectator to them. I don’t have all the answers about justice, punishment, or forgiveness. But I do know that killing another human being should never become so ordinary that we turn it into something to watch from the comfort of our living rooms.
Sub-Zero retweeted
"Her prince in the midst thereof is like a wolf ravening the prey, to shed blood, and to destroy souls, to get dishonest gain."
- Ezekiel 22:7.
I'm exhausted with my country. Grieved.
Don't EVER tell me that anyone who voted this villain back into office is a conservative.
I am a ninja, but I am an American ninja; and I hate to see my country throw in with the Adolf Hitler of the 21st century.
Sub-Zero retweeted
Remember
Even in Nazi Germany, Germans saved Jews
Not a single Gazan saved a single hostage
You bought him, you own him, Ken Gardner. All that conservatism and Aristotelian philosophy pretense of his and he still voted for an insurrectionist molester of women.
Men like this pretend to principles. The only principal he cherishes is in his bank account.
#hypocrites
“Based on my tweets as [your X handle] and my profile photo can you please create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of me?”
Superb.
October 7th is a day to support all Israeli ninjas as they avenge their innocent dead. 🇮🇱🥷🇮🇱
Incidentally, I am available for contract. I take shekels.
21st Century America is the Land Of No Consequences.
No arrests for corruption.
No firings for deceit.
No taxes for entitlements.
No fatalities for the condemned.
No shunnings for heresy.
No hangings for insurrection.
No turnover for misgovernment.
No Epstein list.
No failing for tycoon business.
No liquidation for busted banks.
No lead parachute for a bad CEO.
No demonetizing for grifters.
No fines for evil algorythms.
No pushback against screens.
No enforcement for oil leaks.
No enforcement of gun laws.
No Epstein list.



















