The Bastard

I’ll take special erotic feet photos for whoever gifts me the battle pass

I got good at shooting people on Fortnite so they turned my character black

I’m moe-modeing rn

How to stop randomly panicking out of no where for no reason

Misogyny is when women are criticized for the excessive amount of shit they buy

I want to lose my virginity to the cranberry bliss bar

I think I genuinely have a problem I slept through the night yet I’m still deliriously exhausted

Had the day off today and instead of staying up all night and getting drunk last night, I fell asleep at my usual bed time The bed time that I struggle to fall asleep at on weekdays 😭

I feel so cute today

No matter how long it takes or what it takes I will befriend the feral cat who lives on my street It will be done I have infinite patience and love he will acquiesce, there is no other choice

How long does it take for blood to stain a shirt? I’m trying to tie dye something..

White people be like “My dad is going to buy me retatrutide so I can lose weight!” It’s me, I’m white people

You don’t really know what a bad day is You’ve never had to pee so bad you can’t sleep but you’re too tired to get out of bed so you lie there not sleeping and not peeing all night