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Not to be on the wrong side of the incessant gender war on here or w/e, but women are right about dabbing with toilet paper after you take a piss and i’m tired of pretending they’re not
The concept of leaking piss into your boxers is gross no matter how you spin it
1st half recap:
Shai 16pts on 58 FG%, 0 FTs
Wemby 8pts on 0/7 shooting, 9 FTA
You’ll never guess which player casuals call a FT merchant
I’ve genuinely never heard gay men ever sitting down in a room and discussing pussy. Why are lesbians so obsessed with men & pussy lmfao
Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach
Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?”
Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’”
“And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’”
“And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’”
“And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.”
“I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.”
“Are you aware of something called dorking?”
Alexandra Cooper: “No?”
Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.”
“It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’”
“I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.”
Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?”
Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.”
“When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.”
“I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
The most financially savvy/successful people I know exclusively use credit meanwhile the financially illiterate come up with countless reasons for why they need to use a debit card
Every time someone brings the topic up on here, the replies get flooded with the second type
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Paul George says he wants to finish his career with the Boston Celtics, per @GwashburnGlobe
“This locker room, the culture here, the front office, the city, the organization, the tradition, all of that is something that I’ve never been a part of… Hopefully, I can remain healthy. I think I became a journeyman along the way [of my career]. At this point, I would love to be able to call Boston home.”
The economy being shit is *exactly* why it’s so important for you to be financially literate. I will never understand why people have this mentality
“Don’t tell me how to save/earn/invest money, I don’t have enough money to worry about that 🤪”
Landry Shamet got his own signature shoe months after winning a chip yet it took Caitlin Clark 3 years to drop. Nike royally fucked that one up
Jeeeez man this guy’s hoop career actually cursed
Breaking: Ben Simmons is believed to have suffered a torn Achilles tendon during Sunday's practice, per @ShamsCharania
must be a sad existence to hate men yet have your entire livelihood based around getting their attention
This is why I never buy it when OF models say “sex work is real work 🤪”
Deep down they know what they do is shameful and the men who buy it are degenerates
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Thanks to everyone who participated in the All-Time NBA poll.
11,423 unique participants
Each cast about 49 votes on average.
555,803 total votes
...And here are the results.
This is like arguing edge rushers are more important than QBs because they limit the impact of the opposing QB
We don’t have to overthink the game lol. Scoring is the most important skill in basketball by a mile
