Hi, my name is Jared - spokesman for SubStation, where the IL stands for Iceberg Lettuce
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Jared Faygo retweeted
hey @TMZ can you do me a small favor. I don’t think it’s too much to ask. But uhhhh….Don’t have the RIPS AND BIRTHDAYS THE SAME FUCKING TEMPLATE
Jared Faygo retweeted
The Fourth of July was invented in 1993 to commemorate Lex Luger body slamming Yokozuna on the deck of the USS Intrepid.
It’s called Independence Day because the brave patriot Luger got the WWF out from under the yoke of the evil Japanese world champion.
Jared Faygo retweeted
BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this morning in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.
Jared Faygo retweeted
I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.
Jared Faygo retweeted
ICE is indefensible. The racist criminal in the White House is indefensible. And anyone still supporting this cruelty should take a long, hard look at themselves. I’m beyond disgusted.
Jared Faygo retweeted
INTO OBLIVION: Our 10th studio album arrives March 13. Pre-order the record on limited SIGNED vinyl, SIGNED CD and limited edition Zine w/ CD now and + listen to the world premiere of the title track “Into Oblivion” at into-oblivion.com
1. Into Oblivion
2. Parasocial Christ
3. Sepsis
4. The Killing Floor
5. El Vacío
6. St. Catherine's Wheel
7. Blunt Force Blues
8. Bully
9. A Thousand Years
10. Devise/Destroy
Can't say I'll miss Jalen. Not gonna lie.
Plus Huda just makes for good TV.
#LoveIsland
#LoveIslandUSA
If Huda sticks around, all I can say is there'd better be a unanimous vote against Jalen
otherwise Hurricane Huda's gonna be upgraded to a Cat 5
#LoveIsland
#LoveIslandUSA
Jared Faygo retweeted
O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children.
In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote, "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?"
