Everyone’s Favorite Whiteboy

Bronx, NY
Joined June 2009
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Best thing about working in the hood … Chinese food … really makes it worth almost fighting because my blue rag 😂
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I look like I’m okay but deep down I really need a tattoo
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This the only energy acceptable
all it took was one date and we been seeing each other every other day >
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Shit alive and well over here !
Men no longer know how to fight for a woman once she’s gone. The art of begging her back is dead, and it’s a shame.
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Anyone tryna have a double shot of bleach with me ?
Brian Cashman has agreed to a new contract as the Yankees GM, per @JackCurryYES
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Is this too much to ask for 🫩
🤖 Made with AI
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I cannot explain my hatred for squirrels
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Wouldn’t know never had this 🫩
having a girl that initiates s$x is lowkey an underrated blessing
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When you say donuts .. which ones we talking
If your dick is big how many donuts can you stack on it ? 😭
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Life 🤷🏼‍♂️
Unfortunately when u handsome, anytime u spend away from someone they’ll think u cheating & that mean they gone cheat for insurance
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He must have something on the organization
BREAKING: Aaron Boone will return as Yankee manager in 2027, the final year of his contract.
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Really my shit
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Women use to be women what happened 🥹
When he thinks he's leaving without me sucking his dick first.
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Look @ you comforting others with words you wish someone said to you
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That Apple request would’ve been sent swiftly
I spent 200 on flowers that didn’t get posted that gave me confirmation that I knew I wasn’t the only nigga
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This girl ask for a dick pic everyday like damn baby this the same dick from yesterday
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She already got my 5 💕
where tf is my $5 elon Im tryna blow a bag on my twitter crush
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😂😂😂
Like do I cum a lot? What’s a male squirter? And if I’m in gay men business lemme know so I can stfu
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