#Photographer | #Portraiture | #Music | #Fashion | Ex Ad Man | Author of jokes never told, nor written down

Barcelona, Spain
Joined June 2008
It would be pretty awesome if @StephenAtHome sat behind the desk at @TheDailyShow every Tuesday
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After almost a decade, its time to sunset my current "contact" page, & write something new. A shame nobody ever reacted to the joke about @neiltyson that I was so proud of. Maybe he'll see it now, and chuckle.
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We’re steps away from other counties accepting Americans searching for assylum. The thought of being stuck in the US and losing all the benefits I’ve paid for over the past 40+ years is absolutely terrifying.
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If President Trump says this kind of violence will not be tolerated, perhaps he should stop inciting it. He consistently calls the opposition party scum, evil, and more. What do you expect his sycophants to do? These are the same people who stormed the Capitol.
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So, @nytimes, today’s episode of The Daily was the most pretentious BS I’ve ever heard. There are so many permutations of family, parents, siblings, etc. To proclaim that privileged kids represent all children and family dynamics is irresponsible at best.
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This seems a bit demeaning, don’t you think, @apple? This was featured in the App Store today. #WomensHistoryMonth
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Check out my most impressive #MARVELSNAP Character Mastery stats!marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/s…
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My coolest stats during Dark Avengers Season of #MARVELSNAP!marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/s…
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Hey online retailers… A discount code is not a Christmas gift. #ProTip
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Is there an audio recording of the Thom Yorke performance from last night in Christchurch, NZ?
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Today’s Presidential debate just proves that regardless of political ethos, people see what they want to see. #Debate2024
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I miss playing in @TheBandPolaris with Muggy, Jersey, and Harris, hopefully we'll do it again soon. This was 9 years ago at the @HLBallroom in NYC. An extra surreal night for me as Michael Stipe was present. @miracle_legion is on tour soon! Go see 'em! (photos by @Stwo)
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Exatcly why I'm loving Baldur's Gate 3, and why I'll play again and again and again.
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USC QBs don’t make Super Bowl winning @NFL QBs. Ask Carlson Palmer or Mark Sanchez. They’ve got 5 playoff wins between the two of them. Re: Caleb Williams… If you’re a GM, you’re surely taking that, plus his unwillingness to stand with his team in the bowl game before the NFL draft. With our luck, the Jets will somehow draft him.
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This is brilliant & practical.
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Stuart Tracte retweeted
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O- line was completely disgusting today. Embarrassing. We knew it was a weakness but this was just… complete trash. Becton should be ashamed of his play & penalties. Zach had great first half. Aaron is likely thankful he didn’t have to play behind this line today. @nyjets
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Aaron Rodgers is not the New York Jets ✈️. We won that fucking game yesterday, so let’s fucking go Zach. Let’s fucking go. @nyjets @PatMcAfeeShow
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