Thinking about MW19, drunk yelling the lyrics to “Our Spot” with my friends while the other team called us slurs
I’ve been saying this for years but Apple Music is the Android equivalent of streaming platforms and that’s strange to me
Dude I learned instagram reel likes are public, and I’m not afraid of liking gooner shit I’ll own up to that, but do you know how hard it is to explain my ironic comedy to people I went to high school with when I like shit like this 😭
This past friday I had to make the hardest decision of my life. I love you buddy you made it to SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. You were always so sweet and goofy I hope you’re no longer in pain and able to chase the horses again, make sure uncle Walter gives you plenty of treats up there🫶🏻
Stutterr retweeted
“I would not date a girl with tattoos”
Bro you haven’t cleaned your bathroom in 3 months, maybe worry about that
My mom landed today to help me with the broken leg and I am oh so grateful to her; and to my dear friend @miss_tchan for helping me out so much 🫶🏻
Nah dude if these people woulda ran into me and Taylor on Fortnite in 2020 OOOHH they wouldn’t know what hit em 😤
















