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:: all views are merely epiphenomena :: Finally gave up on Twitter November 2025 @Strontelius@mastodon.me.uk @strontelius.bsky.social
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The X earnings league table of UK MPs (July 2024 โ Aug 2025)
1. Rupert Lowe - ยฃ39,759
2. Nigel Farage - ยฃ9,663
3. Richard Tice - ยฃ5,776
4. Lee Anderson - ยฃ3,871
These were the only MPs declaring income from X.
Guess which one gets reposted by Elon Musk?
Guess which is the UK's most far-right MP?
Source: Politics Home
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JENRICKโS HOTELS
While Jenrickโs busy posing with a pint, donโt forget he BOASTED about opening more asylum hotels.
Itโs Labour thatโs actually closing them.
When ppl post stuff sincerely that often borders on satire, it's necessary for them to label their satire as such or people will take it as sincere.
I think Calgie is joking here. I mean, I hope so.
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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Written & abridged by Charles Dickens
Directed & performed by Mitch Benn
UK TOUR December 2025
Raising money for local charities
#AChristmasCarol #Dickens #mitchbenn
Dates and tickets at mitchbenn.com/tour-dates
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Department of Homeland Securityโs Kristi Noem tried to have this young Arizona woman deported.
Problem was, Leticia Jacobo is a member of the Salt River Indian Community.
Sheโs Native American. She was targeted by ICE because her skin is brown.
She was racially profiled.
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Do you know the grifting man?
The grifting man?
The grifting man.
The one who lives on coke head lane?
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I have been a left wing tosser all
my life and proud of it.
Haha twats.
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/โฆ
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I captured photos of the moon every night for a month to watch how it dances ๐
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This video is brilliant.
Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties.
Doesn't it?
The answer is annoying.
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Relax everyone. NASA, Oxford, Cambridge, Stephen Hawking are all wrong. Your kids are fine. A Merchant Banker with a degree in German says so.
Phew. ๐
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Replying to @ukhomeoffice
Meanwhileโฌ๏ธ
This is what we are having to deal with.
Itโs inhumaneโฆNo one is talking about itโฆusing British citizens married to foreigners to get immigration numbers down.
Iโm a British citizen and the U.K. government wonโt let my foreign wife live with me in the U.K.
I own my own house outright, (no rent no mortgage) Iโm self employed, my wife is a university graduate, artist, illustrator that speaks three languages. They say we may be a risk to the welfare system because I donโt earn a skilled workerโs salary. Imagine how this feels, my wife canโt live here because I dont earn a figure that my government plucked from the sky! We are paying ยฃ500+ to rent an apartment in Turkey for my wife, plus utilities ect. Money that could stay in the U.K. (Annaโs home country is Russia but left when Russia invaded Ukraine)
I keep getting told go and live in your wifeโs countryโฆproblem solved!
Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office. advises against all travel to Russia due to the risks and threats from its continuing invasion of Ukraine, including:
security incidents, such as drone attacks, and Russian air defence activity
lack of flights to return to the UK
limited ability for the UK government to provide support
I would not be entitled to benefits and nor would my wife so whatโs the risk?
I can not reinvest in by business because I have to show 29k profit, so the business suffers.
My wife canโt visit the U.K. on a tourist visa because the U.K. government feels Anna may overstay her visa! The only way is for me to visit Anna. When Iโm not working Iโm not earning, so how do I get to the 29k.
To live with my wife I will have to sell up and leave the U.K. This is how the U.K. government discriminates against its own citizens. Itโs called MIR. As for the astronomical visa fees, which the government can not answer how they came up with such a figure, nor can they say what itโs spent on. Family visa for being married to a British citizen ยฃ1846. (The money left over from the processing of the visa should be refunded) in retail or trade keeping the money and not been able to give a detailed receipt would be illegal and trading standards would be involved.
For example to issue a Schengen visa fee to visit 29 countries โฌ90โฆ.make that make sense.
The legal migration business run by the British government leading to hundreds of British citizens to live apart from wifeโs, husbandโs, childrenโฆ
Minimum income requirement for a British citizen Husband/wife ยฃ29,000
Savings route ยฃ88,000
Initial Visa application ยฃ1,846
Extension Every 2.5 Years (x3) ยฃ3,774
Immigration Health Surcharge ยฃ10,350
Indefinite Leave to Remain ยฃ2,885
Total ยฃ18,855
Excluding language test, legal costsโฆ
Role/Possible Title
Typical Salary (ยฃ/year)
Education Assistant
~ยฃ24,420
Educational Assistant (daily)
~ยฃ20,000-ยฃ25,000
(variable)
Education Support
Assistant
ยฃ16,000-ยฃ20,600 averag
Education Support Worker ยฃ17,500-ยฃ26,400 typica
range
Teaching Assistant (range) ยฃ8,832 - ยฃ28,596
Healthcare Assistant (general)
~ยฃ24,800-ยฃ24,900
Health Care Assistant (range)
ยฃ14,200 - ยฃ20,748
Health Assistant (median)
~ยฃ18,960
Real-world NHS HTC
ยฃ23,000 - ยฃ24,000
Retail, Hospitality, Apprentices
Mostly ยฃ11k - ยฃ25k
Dependent on monopolies they own, rather than monopolies owned by trillionaires to extract profit?
How is that better?
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Replying to @Dominic2306
Meanwhile, Viz Comic had the measure of Cummings a long time ago:
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Replying to @michaelgove
Yes, Michael: DNA evidence shows that both peoples are indigenous to Palestine & are cousins. That is why so many of us believe that both must share it equitably & that the ethnic cleansing of either side cannot be tolerated. At the Balfour Declaration, however, 90% of the population was Christian & Muslim, & the British Mandate ended only 30 years later with 85% of that population being uprooted & expelled, many onto the sand dunes of Gaza. There they continue to be slaughtered in what the UN now recognises as a genocide. Only when both sides are safe & secure within their own state borders will justice be achieved and peace finally come to a region that has been so deeply troubled since 1917.
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Here he is โฆ Terry Jones as the Nude Organist. The final design is heading off to be cast in bronze. Join us in Colwyn Bay on Saturday 25th April 2026 for a suitably unsuitable unveiling! #terryjones #montypython #apythonontheprom @Nickelphick