This may be the first time in known history that Nicki Minaj has actually *prevented* an intergalactic incident. #ResidentAlien
Harry is getting the other alien shitfaced in order to teach him how to be human. #ResidentAlien
And now I'm gonna cry (probably not for the last time.) This is some bullshit! #ResidentAlien
Strix Obscuro retweeted
Awwww, jay read astas letter #residentalien
Poor Max. He keeps seeing those fucking aliens. #ResidentAlien
Strix Obscuro retweeted
"When the government hires me because I can see aliens, I won't need an allowance."
And just like that, Max's parents lost all their leverage over him.
#ResidentAlien
Strix Obscuro retweeted
in 1 week we have had Steam and Itch io remove collectively 1000s of games for "Brand Protection", UK restrict internet access, Europe soon to follow restricting of the internet, now the USA introducing a similar Bill like the UK into Congress... youtu.be/Az17PNAjZz0
#Revival Man, Wayne Cypress is a terrible dad. And an even worse human.
Strix Obscuro retweeted
I’m now convinced that sahar is 100% the only responsible person in patience @ResidentAlien #ResidentAlien
D'Arcy, why would you send Judy? Why would you entrust her with any part of your scheme? #ResidentAlien








