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The wedding industry is a scam man 😭
So a woman booked a full-face makeup appointment for $200 and went to her wedding. Now the makeup artist is upset because she normally charges brides $800 for the SAME makeup.
Since when do we get mad because somebody didn’t pay a wedding markup? The makeup didn’t take any longer just because she was a bride! 😂
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OG Twitter Comedian breaks silence on why he disappeared.
DooleyFunny was the first person to blow up on Twitter when they introduced the video feature that allowed for up to 30s recordings.
Vine was the only other option at 6 seconds. Dooley, Shiggy, LeanandCuisine, etc would pave the way for figures like Druski to flourish
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The United States has had over 160 years to label the Ku Klux Klan a terrorist organization and still hasn’t. The government dismantling the Black Panther Party while the head of the Klan is currently giving interviews tells you everything you need to know about this country.
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She tied her two young children together in the basement. Then she threw her body on top of them.
A tornado was heading straight for their home.
When it hit, the house collapsed.
Two steel beams crushed Stephanie Decker’s legs. Seven ribs broke. Her legs were almost completely severed.
But underneath her were her two children.
Alive.
Then they realised something horrifying:
Another tornado was coming.
Stephanie couldn’t stand. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t free herself.
So she pulled the blanket over her children, wrapped her arms around them and covered them with her broken body.
Again.
The second tornado passed.
Neither child had even a scratch.
Stephanie survived, but lost both legs.
People called her a hero.
She simply said:
“I call myself a mom.”
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Today is the final day without scheduled NFL or Division I football for two straight months. When you wake up Thursday, a stretch of 61 straight days with at least one football game await, until there is nothing on the calendar Dec. 1 or 2.
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Lamar and Jalen hurts got called glorified running backs and racial slurs for having all those rushing tds but Josh Allen who has more rushing tds than passing tds through 3 games this season gets called Superman …fuck outta here
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INACREDITÁVEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AINDA METEU O CR7
A HISTÓRIA FOI ESCRITA NO MARACANÃ
EU TE AMO NFL
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The autopsy of Nolan Wells reveals that no water was found in the lungs, throat or stomach
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Mase got cam with the wildest lyrics but cam want to know what Diddy looking at LMFAOOOO post this first thing am #IIWII
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White ppl do EVERYTHING they stereotype Black people for doing, yet somehow only we get defined by it.
