https://xitter.cf/t.co/7DUHY6JXrh Associate Research Professor at @jhubiostat. Trying not to drown in the sea of data. Tweets are my own.

Baltimore, MD
Joined February 2012
Open source spiral: Writing paper about package you wrote. Try example data, edge case fails. Bug is in dependent package. Go to @github , create a pull request. Need to create issue for PR. Add hotfix. "Why didn't I get anything done?" - Hard to document this type of work.
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I wonder how choosing a language for a project will be with respect to: 1) performance, 2) use case, and 3) LLM performance for code creation/checking
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Open Access fees are not allowable to be billed to grants with new regulation federalregister.gov/public-i… @Nature @ElsevierConnect @SpringerStats @OUPAcademic
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.@HowToMoneyPod there are a couple issues that Joel and Matt seem to gloss over in the latest episode. They talk about declining birth rates, but not increased immigration. They talk about people not buying spirit tickets, but nothing about the surging fuel prices.
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the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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How long until the AI Chatbots start inserting ads in the responses?
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Finally, someone has solved a real problem with AI! No more having to take a paper in the format for a journal that rejected you, and reformat it for a new journal. Well done!! formatmypaper.com/
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Hey @Royal_Farms - do donate or buy any ad space from local community organizations (e.g. newsletter) or have other support programs?
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John Muschelli retweeted
all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US. The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.
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Where is @elonmusk philanthropic efforts for health? muskfoundation.org/ snapshot is funny and muskfoundationpartners.org/ hasn't had any funding since 2024. I guess it's hard to build something as good as @gatesfoundation.
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Like clockwork
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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John Muschelli retweeted
House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.
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I had @DoorDash cancel an order (after hour wait) due to a person‘s vehicle issue. I thought the whole business model was that you could get another driver?
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You gotta have a 10th degree black belt in pedophilia to write some pedophile poetry in a birthday card to another pedophile.
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"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
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i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats
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Does @Royal_Farms partner with any community associations? Can you DM me?
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Does anyone have a solution on converting rois_series to DICOM masks from @pixmeo @OsiriXViewer? If so, what is the cost/link? If no solution, how much would you pay for it? Trying to understand a pitch to our group.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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