33 | I do things sometimes

Joined April 2014
Getting ready for bed at 6am after piloting a shoddy jetpack and being berated with British humor, knowing I'll have to try and explain why you can't use a micro usb cable with your new iphone tomorrow when I wake up and go to work is just insane. What is life? #Retail #insomnia
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The smallest, most inconsequential moments are what matter most. Be a dandelion. It could mean more than you realize. #dandelion #idk
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Avoiding going to bed and fighting my insomnia at 5am by wondering if Link's Uncle in alttp actually had a secret sword technique or just tripped down the staris and hoped for the best? #Zelda #SNES #RetroGaming
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Something deeply comforting about the hum and static of a crt warming up in a dark room. Like acoustic tinnitus from 1996. It warms the soul. #Retro #AV #CRT
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Built a cardboard fortress in the living room. Reinforcing it with amazon boxes and stolen socks. No passage will be given without snacks. 🗑️🦝🦝🦝 #ThreeRacoonsInATrashCan #LivingRoomFortsAreFun #Snacks
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Would eating beans straight out of the can give +5 dex or -10 Charisma? Maybe both?? #NocturnalLife #Feral #Stats
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I miss books. I miss hiking. I miss making games. I miss sleep. Why do there have to be so many fun things to do and no time to do them? The world is stupid. #Stupid #Hobbies #CommuneTime
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Does anyone else think about how the official way to save in Zelda 1 and 2 was to walk straight into an Octorok and off yourself unless you had a second controller plugged in? #Zelda #nes #RetroGaming
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I freaking hate the betrayal of pressing the jump button just to watch my dude walk off the edge of a cliff instead. 😭 #WhyIsItLikeThatThough #GamerProblems
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I don't really make plans all that much. It's just collect shiny objects and make questionable decisions. Is there anything better? 🗑️🦝🦝🦝 #GameCollecting #Shiny #Oof
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People can't be real. How do you create art, solve complex problems, figure out the birth of the universe, but then you see a jacket on a chair at night and get ready to throw hands with a ghost?? #humans #sleepybrain
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Perpetual feelings of forgetting something important
Smile for the camera It hides the pain Maybe if we're lucky It will all just go away
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a single dandelion means so much more than a million roses
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Saw people sharing pics of the night sky so here's my submission for you all <3 #nightsky #stars #hopeless
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Can dry cereal be considered some kind of grain salad? I want to be healthy with my bedtime snacks 😂 #OhWell #EatingItAnyways #WithMilk #Health
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Why would you think that giving me a sword in a game full of cuttable bushes is a good idea?? We all know we're going to waste half of our time cutting random things down ;-; 🗑️🦝🦝🦝 What are your worst gaming habits, friends? #Zelda #GamerLogic
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The food that ends up under the stove is free for the taking, right??? 🗑️🦝🦝🦝 #threeraccoonsinatrashcan #rules
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Real test of patience and a love-hate relationship with putting a disc or cartridge in the console and praying it boots without a dreaded click of the laser or the constant reboot of the NES. ;-; Maybe throw in a little ritual or two just to be safe. #RetroGaming
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One of my favorite things about buying older used games is finding a piece of paper with whatever hints, cheats, etc the previous owner left inside! Such a nice little window into their life. #PS2 #RetroGames #Physical
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