I play guitar and watch wrestling. Simp for wife: @kaitlynhod He/Him

Joined September 2011
My parents always offered to feed anyone who came into the house. They also said they loved me and we’d have real, honest, deep conversations.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Call my ass Bob Ross the way I’m always painting bowls.
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Anybody got a problem with Pastor Ben, don’t let me know.
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This is beautiful, this kind of relationship between a vendor and customer. This guy knows what he wants and the vendor knows how special his food is. The look of satisfaction when it’s packaged just how he wants it, *chef’s kiss*
Why they always barking orders in silence man 😭
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You know unshitted pants hate to see her coming.
I'M BACK! First time on a campus in 5 years! Stay tuned for some wild conversations about transgenderism and abortion at USF.
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Hey dudes, is it gay to drink water?
Need a ruling: My mother, unaware of current trends, got me this water bottle for Christmas. Can men still use Stanley products or have they been overrun by the womens?
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Looks like he’s got mad beef with the neighbor kid.
My man looks like he needs a cigarette and a beer
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Spoooky Mr. Peepee Poopoo Man retweeted
REPOST by Monday, January 6 for a chance to win my signed VHS tape of John Schlesinger’s PACIFIC HEIGHTS starring Melanie Griffith, @MichaelKeaton, and yours truly! I’ll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! #PhysicalMedia
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Spoooky Mr. Peepee Poopoo Man retweeted
#GIVEAWAY Merry Christmas everyone! We are celebrating with our BIGGEST ever giveaway including TEN #1 Collector's Editions from new favourites like Thesis (1/2500) and Timecrimes (1/2500) to sold-out editions like Coffy (1/750) and Primer (1/1500). Two winners will take half the stack each! To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post When we return in the new year, we will draw the winners. Good luck 🎁
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You mean to tell me a ghost directed this movie?
When a ghost director goes god mode
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In a bath robe of off white terry cloth!
So I found the worst thing ever.
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(Sitting in a bowling alley next to Jimmy Fallon) “One day The Rizzler is going to take his straw and reach it all the way across the theater and drink your small Flavormaker coke.” “What?” (Pulling a bowling pin out of my small Flavormaker popcorn bag)
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Imagine trying to leave your lover 49 ways to discover what the 50th way is.
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Tbh…..I hate him, because I ain’t him
Be honest… why do you hate this man?
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The fact that mom my didn’t get to see @cher get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a crime. She would have loved it, you deserve it.
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Packed my lip with Parmesan cheese, call that a spaghetti western.
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Respectfully.
Name one of the best food scenes in any movie ever. I’ll start.
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If I had a nickel for every time a Romanian has lost a bronze medal in an individual gymnastics event due to an appeal made by the last competitor in that event, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
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