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Joined September 2022
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Worst part is I can’t even make one of those gimmick ass tweets β€œoh I don’t care about sports I get money and hoes in real life why would I care about football” cuz I don’t get money in real life I’m a fucking broke bum with no future and ambition like I’m an imitation of a man
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Lead me to a top 7 pick young man
Joe Fagnano named Ravens starting QB for Week 9.
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At the same voting center as GM of the Baltimore ravens Eric Decosta & took a peak at his sheet and it was all Democrat I speak for everyone when I say we don’t need this woketard running our team #Election2026 #vote #ElectionDay #VoteRed #VoteRedtokeepamericasafe #VoteBlue
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The bears need Marlon
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Michael Mann’s Thief (1981) is one of the most visually stunning crime films ever made.
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He wouldn’t have a reason to waive his NTC when he can just walk in 2028 without handicapping the team of his choice
The Ravens could explore trading Lamar Jackson this offseason if the two sides fail to reach a contract extension, per @RapSheet. Jackson carries an $84.34M cap hit in 2027 and holds both no-trade and no-tag clauses, meaning he would have to approve any trade. Although, the Ravens remains optimistic about reaching a new deal to keep the 2x MVP in Baltimore for years to come.
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Why couldn’t this happen in week 1 or sum now we got too many wins for a good pick with the inevitable fake backup qb games still to come
Ravens QB Lamar Jackson needs thumb surgery and will be placed on injured reserve.
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Only Netanyahu is a worse living human being
What are your true thoughts on Eric DeCosta and how he's built the Ravens?
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Niggas really took starks over Schwesinger & Luther
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Declan without gimmick plays
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Mike green just be trying to bite ankles
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Burrow mvp, Harbaugh coty, EDC still alive & Lamar body breaking down this really the season from hell
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Gotta feel bad for Zay he was gonna walk into a all pro now he might not crack 1.1k
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The bright side is that this sport will be banned by 2032
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They wont but we should absolutely start selling as soon as the games over
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I see why niggas do drugs
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Snoop gon have some fake games down the stretch to worsen the pick too omg the future of this team is so bleak
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Milkdud ass nigga you needa get shot
9.5/10 Leaving some room to spare in case he trades for Quenton Nelson. Best GM in football
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