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Social distancing works better when you're far away. Might or might not be a cat.

North Carolina, USA
Joined October 2015
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JFC!
Team Statement Scuderia Ferrari is pleased to announce that Lewis Hamilton will be joining the team in 2025, on a multi-year contract.
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Oh my, it's a 💛✨🗡️10K (!!!) FOLLOWER ART GIVEAWAY! 🗡️✨💛 Celebrating in style, I am giving away a custom character illustration this time! ✨To enter, be a follower & RT this post! ✨Winner is chosen in a month! (1st of September) Thank you very for the love, everyone!💛
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She's a 10 but she's a blood mage and she keeps accidentally ending up in the Viscount's gardens.
#pearsonairport why did I have to show up 3 hours early. Check in. Then sit in a warehouse for an hour with no services before I was allowed to go through security?
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Let's talk about "agendas." I've never met a gay person who tried to make me gay. I've never met a Christian who DIDN'T try to take me to church.
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Replying to @GovRonDeSantis
@GovRonDeSantis is a fucking idiot. (a thread) The Reedy Creek district was established in 1967 to prevent state and local counties' taxpayers from bearing the financial burden of building infrastructure for @DisneyParks in the area. 1/5
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The district is also carries approximately $1 billion in debt which would also have to be assumed be the local counties and the taxpayers therein. The final kicker to all of this is that special districts can only be dissolved by a majority vote of all land owners. 4/5
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Take a wild guess at who owns the majority of the land in the Reedy Creek district. In fact, take a wild guess at who is the ONLY land owner in the Reedy Creek district. 5/5
I'm really trying to think of something stupider than challenging the Disney corporation to a legal and financial showdown.
Can't believe @Pixar made a movie about such an unrelatable character. I mean, I've never even met a Canadian, how do they expect me to empathize with one?
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So far, the only thing disappoingting about Horizon: Forbidden West is that I wasn't able to tell Varl that I loved his beard and I didn't get to flirt with Petra.
A bard went down to the beach...
This kid right here🔥🔥🔥 Wait for the big surprise at the end! 😂