@StoneyHydro

UNAPOLOGETIC - Canadian Cannabis Grower,🌱🌿 Love political satire! Love all races and most religions! 🤷‍♂️ Hater of Bigots and Racists #FUCKMAGAPEDOS

Joined April 2022
🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
Voting for Trump 3 times is like catching Chlamydia 3 times from the same person. And buying a hat to commemorate it.
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
Canada has a once-in-a-generation opportunity to become a global energy superpower and become less reliant on a single trade partner. To seize it, we’re building a new pipeline to the West Coast. This is a Canada that’s working. Building big. Building together. Building strong.
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
You know what’s more dangerous than a transgender athlete? 7 frat boys at Cornell University
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
The stars are here at the Republican Midterm Convention, as even hologram Mitch McConnell takes the stage!
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
If Democrats flip the House and Senate everyone will get a $10,000 dividend, and a pony, and free ice cream for life. (Folks can also choose free yogurt for life, because we’re Democrats after all).
😳 Trump is now literally trying to buy votes 😳 Trump just now announced that if Republicans keep the House and Senate in November, "I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000." He suggested the money will come from tariffs. The desperation is palpable. Here's the full clip of his announcement:
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
I’ll save you some time on Trump’s keynote speech tonight: •We have greatest economy in history •Democrats want criminals roaming your neighborhood •Grocery prices are down •He ended 8 wars •Something racist about Mamdani •We won the war in Iran •Democrats are communists •Gas will be $2 any day now •Some gibberish •Tariffs are making us rich •Joe Biden •Something about the border •A story that never actually happened •Democrats want sex-change operations in schools •More Joe Biden •The fake-news media •Grown men crying while thanking him •Barack Hussein Obama •Bragging about a poll that doesn’t exist •The radical-left lunatics •His big beautiful Ballroom •A word he cannot pronounce •The 2020 election was rigged •Did you know Dumb is spelled with a “b” Am I missing anything?
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💚💙💚💙💚💙 – at Beaverlodge, Alberta
Ready for the road ahead.
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
The @Seahawks 41-19-1 prime-time record since 2010 is the best in the NFL. #GoHawks
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce: “Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.” The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central. New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
While Trump is golfing, posting memes as the Green Lantern telling Americans it’s their privilege to have him as their rapist president….
Statement by Prime Minister Carney on Labour Day: pm.gc.ca/en/news/statements/…
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Can't make this shit up! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ – at Beaverlodge, Alberta
MAGA math lesson: America buys $100 from Canada. Canada buys $80 from America. Trade deficit = $20. That does not mean America “lost” $20. You got $100 worth of goods. The only thing this man is good at is scamming his stupid base of idiots.
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
MAGA math lesson: America buys $100 from Canada. Canada buys $80 from America. Trade deficit = $20. That does not mean America “lost” $20. You got $100 worth of goods. The only thing this man is good at is scamming his stupid base of idiots.
Trump says the US would “save” $90 billion by cutting off trade with Canada 🥴
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
We’ve decided to own the libs by embracing that we’re bridge trolls who can only get AI girlfriends.
They spent all day trying to convince me I look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
My daughter is in her second week of public school and they’ve only performed two gender reassignment surgeries on her. Should I be worried?
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💯💯💯💯 – at Beaverlodge, Alberta
My beef is not with Americans, it's with Trump, his administration and his supporters. I recognize that not all Americans voted for this garbage and many Americans stand by Canada and do not agree with any of this! As a Canadian I’m glad there are still sane Americans resisting and fighting for democracy. I gladly cheer them on, welcome them to my account, we are stronger together. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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🇨🇦 Stoneys Hydroponix 🇨🇦 retweeted
Trump vs Mark Carney. Next Chapter Prompt in the comments ⬇️
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Trump vs Mark Carney. Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦 Prompt in the commetns ⬇️
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