Last season .. no showers due to covid drew 1-1 with old Gs… this week 12:15 they say there not playing as they can’t have a shower after the game… STINKKSSSS TO HIGH HEAVEN…. Of not being able to raise a side… @OldGeorgiansAFC

Stokeside in talks with @stokegiffordfc evergreen goalkeeper Ryan edwards.. Edwards who’s won it all just wants to keep on winning he told the gaffer… and feels Stokesides are the only local club capable of such things now a days … We welcome edwards! UTSS💙🌈⚽️#raulmoat

SATURDAYS SQUAD ANNOUCMENT Vs @OldGeorgiansAFC Andy Prosser Todd Brunt (C) Chad horseman Danny Cockram Del Simpson Jordan Bryant Mathew Burnard Ricky Evans Rob Claridge Craig Chivers John O’Donoghue Romeo Kazapua Tyler Parsons Jonny Doidge Utss ⚽️🌈💙

Mid week and the gaffers already got 11 available… unheard of Usally 😂. This week sees us take on @OldGeorgiansAFC at Scott park where we look to build on last weeks win UTSS ⚽️🌈💙

#strikewhiletheironshot gaffer evans has pounced on the signing of DKH official after his release from @HallenFC Evans brings horseman in as a number 2… dean said he just wants to enjoy football again and be part of a decent football club! UTSS💙⚽️🌈

Rotten from core! Purdy was right all along! UTSS🌈💙⚽️

Great start for the lads today 2-1 win away to @LittleStoke_FC a… could have been a lot more to be honest … on to the next… Stokeside MOTM Diesel del Simpson… or better known now as BOLD-INI …UTSS💙🌈⚽️

STOKESIDE SQUAD AWAY VS LITTLE STOKE MEET 115PM TODD DALE CHAD BUGS PINGO BOB JORDAN DOIDGY DC AP BURNS CHIVERS ROMEO JJ Utss⚽️🌈💙

Local away trip down the road to @LittleStoke_FC this Saturday… none of that “come and support the boys lark” … No one likes us… We don’t care UTSS🌈⚽️💙

#Hesdoneitagain … Gaffer has beaten numerous clubs to the signature of “once” highly rated local lad @D_to_the_C .. the gaffer has prized him away from golf course with a promise of silverware this year. Cocky will fit right in as the gaffer looks to strengthen. Utss💙🌈⚽️

AND ANOTHER# .. Gaffer has pulled one out of the bag here… ex Latvian higher league centre half (Only known as Marius) with European credentials.. at 6ft 6 will be looking to come in and command the back 4… said he hasn’t been impressed with any local football so far!! Utss 💙

SIGNING #1 .. Jordan Bryant given one last go from the gaffer after being at the bottom of the football scrap heap much like jack Wilshere with his injury’s… the gaffer has signed him on a pay as you play contract 1 game at a time for Jord. Utss 💙⚽️🌈

STOKESIDE DEADLINE DAY: Wheeler dealer evans spotted driving around the local area … we’ll bring you more on this story later

Thanks to the @FranklinButt for sorting are match day T-shirt’s for the last dance season! UTSS UTF🌈⚽️💙

Willing to offer @JackWilshere a pay as you play contract… meaning you pay £5 subs when you play… Although we can’t gurnatee you game time. But we can guarantee a shit loads of beers… few jägers… maybe a curry at the end of the night who knows! And we promise no pre season

Where we travel to @LittleStoke_FC to look to take nothing but 3 points .. rumour has it the gaffers getting the first round in after we win #deeppockets

After Sunday’s run out for butty the lads have realised nothing has changed we are unfit as fuck.. but luckily still have a kit that fits… and have opted against a last ditch pre season with a week to go before the opening day……