Proud husband, father and Buckeye. I work at Abbott, but the opinions here are my own.

Chicago
Joined March 2009
This must be sarcasm. You cannot be serious.
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Deshaun Watson Is A Magician Out There, Look At This Move!
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When boxing was great 💯
Boxing's greatest round ever 🍿
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Steve Kerr says Roger Federer taught his Warriors team the secret to sustained success wasn’t outworking everyone, it was building a life around your craft you never want to escape from “I’ll tell you a great story about Roger Federer. We were playing in China with the Warriors in 2017. Roger was in Shanghai for the Masters tournament, so we invited him to come speak to the team.” “Draymond Green asked him, ‘How do you sustain success? How have you managed to win majors 20 years after you first won one?’ Everyone was expecting him to say, ‘I work harder than everybody,’ the will, all the clichés.” “Roger Federer says, ‘I get up every morning and I make breakfast for my kids. Then I take them to school and drop them off. Then I go practice tennis for about two hours, and I’ve figured out a really good routine where I don’t destroy my body, but I can get all the work in I need.” “‘Then I go have lunch with my wife. In the evening, we cook dinner together. The kids are all home from school. We ask them about school. There’s so much joy in the house. We put them to bed, and then I put my head on the pillow and go, “Man, that was just a great day.” And I’ve been doing that for 20 years.’” “And it was like, yes. That’s it. That’s the formula. That’s what leads to sustained success. He loves tennis. He loves his family. He loves life. It’s not outworking everybody and banging your head against the wall, ‘I’m going to be better than everybody.’ It’s allowing your natural talent to shine through with a work ethic, with a great family life, with perspective, with peace, with mindfulness.” “It’s perspective. It’s joy. It’s passion. It’s mindfulness. It’s an awareness that we are truly lucky. To get the most out of ourselves, it’s our daily rituals and experiences and love and joy.”
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Donate blood for your favorite Big Ten team while you’re in Iowa, @FreddyLA7 — you’ll save three lives and get a free t-shirt — bigten.org/abbott
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Sean McVay nailed leadership in one word: Elevator. Lift people up. Help them reach their potential. Make them better because you were part of their journey. That’s leadership. 🔥
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We could definitely use his bat
Rockies Designate Michael Lorenzen For Assignment mlbtraderumors.com/2026/08/r…
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Nathaniel Lowe has the 22nd best OPS v RHP in all of baseball. Brady Singer has a 2.70 ERA since June 1st and makes every start. Tyler Stephenson has been a top 10 catcher in MLB the last 2+ months. Brock Burke has a 2.52 ERA while appearing in the 2nd most games across MLB. Caleb Ferguson is an established vet with postseason experience. Eugenio Suarez has a proven track record and can get hot in short spurts (hit massive HRs in last years postseason). You can’t tell me Nick Krall doesn’t have valuable assets at his disposal. Don’t tell me they shouldn’t trade them. They’re not winning the World Series. Finishing the season at or above .500 doesn’t mean anything. Letting valuable/quality players walk for nothing is the single dumbest and worst thing the #Reds FO can do today.
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No, I mean Sal Stewart who will be back in AAA by the end of the season.
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Sal Stewart is your Rookie of the Year as of right now. Save your argument.
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Following Chelsea’s 74 alleged breaches of FA regulations, Everton have been docked 10 points.
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Back to back to back^ Excuse me
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Has @nicklodolo tried this remedy?
Nolan Ryan soaks his pitching fingers in pickle juice, 1968. Ryan said the pickle juice toughened his fingers so that he didn't get blisters.
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To all the Europeans clutching their pearls over this after spending the last several days Eurosplaining the sport to us, let me explain it to you. Even if Balogun deserved a red (he didn’t), the referee misused VAR under FIFA’s own rules. That resulted in a red card that couldn’t be appealed. FIFA then correctly used Article 27 to review and suspend the ban because the initial VAR error led to an unappealable decision.
This makes a mockery of the whole tournament. If the USMNT win, Belgium will have every right to feel cheated, meanwhile the USA’s victory - by their best ever generation of players - will forever be tainted by accusations of favouritism and corruption. It’s bad for everyone.
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✍️ "The Tartan Army treated our home like their own, and we are better for it." We were honoured to receive this parting letter from @RedSox President, Sam Kennedy, following our stay in Boston. #FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup
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The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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One quarter into the NBA Finals, Jalen Brunson is affirming the concerns people have about small guards being able to win it all. The closer you get. The more physical it gets. So far, Brunson’s body is betraying him.
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Despite an early leg injury, Jalen Brunson returned to score 30 points in 37 minutes as the Knicks won Game 1 105-95. espn.com/nba/player/_/i… nba.com/player/1628973…
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