Simon Stockley

Polite Fib no. 52 "Perfect, that looks great" said to kind barber, my directions were poor. Unique angle of red ears as he holds up mirror

Ow! Apparently the roof is not made of delicious icing.

Snowbound and still looking for a job. About to make a sacrifice to the god of career opportunities. Animal or child?

Playing new songs with old guitar strings. Twang! Crunch! Shriek!