"Jack and me are going back to school" "It's Jack and I" "Naw, it's me and Victor." #StillGameQuote

Here, I’ve just been into the chippy fur ma dinner and the lassie behind the counter says Antonio’s shutting shop cos the Clansman’s shutting. Can you clarify that Isa, or is that lassie oan glue? Update please! #StillGameQuote

“A remember Sinead when she wis a weeee lassie!” “Oh is that right aye? Prick… couldny remember his address” #StillGameQuote

“What are your symptoms?” “A canny be arsed, with anything or anybudy” #StillGameQuote

"Yev got mare chance a gettin Stephen Hawking up an runnin" “Aye, or Oscar Pistorius" "Haha...naw he's a runner, Jack" #StillGameQuote

SCOTTTLAND! SCOTTTLAND! You. Must. Be. SHITIN yersel! #StillGameQuote

Oh flower of Scotland when will we see this line again #StillGameQuote

Isa is the Daily Bugle. The Gestapo. Before long she'd huv ye strapped to a chair, drilling yer teeth tryin tae get it oot ye! #StillGameQuote

"Where did ye get that?" "Peggy's man goat it aff that boay that swears aw the time. Him wae the turrets" #StillGameQuote

"Navid! The toilet doors stuck again!" "Are trying to get in or trying to get oot?" "Trying to get oot" "I see no dilemma" #StillGameQuote

“Ye doin food son?” “Normally aye but ma cooks in hospital wae the depression” “Queerest thing I’ve ever seen. Took aw his clathes off, put them in a neat wee pile, walked into the water. They carted him. He wis navy blue...shoutin and bawlin aboot toasties” #StillGameQuote

Aye well you'd huv a bloody job wringing his neck he's in a million bits! Buuut if you want to rummage through the mush to find his neck to wring, you're welcome to try sir! #StillGameQuote

Through his ane shite a man must wade alone #StillGameQuote

We've shot every creature on God's earth. We even, kicked a giraffe to death once. #StillGameQuote

“She’s a lovely woman that Isa” “Aye, if yer stone deaf...” #StillGameQuote

The McDade millions will not be passed on to the natural son John but instead, in its totality, to the cat and dug home! #StillGameQuote

“Ye doin food son?” “Normally aye but ma cooks in hospital wae the depression” “Queerest thing I’ve ever seen. Took aw his clathes off, put them in a neat wee pile, walked into the water. They carted him. He wis navy blue...shouting and bawlin aboot toasties” #StillGameQuote

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA BUNCH A SHEEP SHAGGERS!

Oh flower of Scotland when will we see this line again #StillGameQuote

"How much were you planning to spend?" "80 quid. Max" "Aye well there's an opticians next door, get yersel a thicker pair a specs!" #StillGameQuote