So I have an iPhone 17 Pro. Did the software upgrade yesterday (Sunday). Woke up today with a VPN and no internet access on my phone. Had to go to local @Telstra shop to get them to fix. Cheers @Apple for a vpn I didn’t ask for! #apple #iphone

Hey robot makers, great work to date but can we work on proportions next? FIX THE TINY HEAD SITUATION

Figured out getting old is just realising Dairy Milk is the best flavour of chocolate. That’s it.

The King is A LOT sicker than we all know about, and I’ll put it out there, won’t see summer 2027. That’s why The Worst Royals Ever are back to the UK #harrymeghan #uk #ukroyals

I just hope the young lady involved has full business insurance cover. Because I think she will need it. This is becoming an absolute shit show. #afl #aflswans

Will the women involved claim workers compo for on the job injuries? #swans #afl #sydneyswans

If you can’t put either a bra/ underwear and shoes on before leaving your home you need a license to exist. It’s not hard. I don’t want to see your saggy balls or tits outdoors. Have some decorum.

People wearing pyjamas outdoors should be shot.

Imagine all this discussion to discover it’s for a flying dildo taken by a prostitute to the head? Let’s get all the facts before judging everyone.

The #sydneyswans fiasco leaves more questions than answers. Obviously no one deserves to be assaulted. However how these women came to be in contact with the players will be interesting to find out.

Seriously if any girl looks at Bailey Smith and thinks he’s a predictable, steady dude…. No. Just no honey. Let him have fun and don’t lower your standards

Short reel story’s on TT: mafia guy fucks his wifes sister, gets her pregnant and expects the wife to either massage her feet or handover a billion dollar empire…. WHY AM I ADDICTED #tik_tok #shortreeldramas

I was having a good day. Then I saw a Kia Tasman.

Me on three hours sleep: I’m exhausted Me after three @maccas peach red bulls: I’m … almost certain I can fly #maccas #mccafedrinks #icanfly

Once again @channel9 @TheBlock prove my theory on casting absolute bogan whackers from South Australia. Roxby represent! #theblock #theblockau #austv

Vibe check: is Tom Segura still a cunt? Yes!

America. Where they pass A LAW so people stop bitching about changing their clocks twice a year. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Any #auspol members of federal parliament even considering permanent daylight savings shall be immediately yeeted into the sun ☀️

A day has passed and still…. Tom Segura is a cu.nt