Steve Hillyer

DEAR BIG TECH: all I want is a phone that I can use without a case. Idgaf how many cameras or processors or BS, load Instagram and survive a 3’ fall on a tile floor that’s it.

I feel like learning how to do a vlookup in excel gave me way more power than I should be allowed to have

The worst part about #AppleEvent day is waiting a whole year for the products you wanted but weren’t announced

The self doubt I have over buying the new iPhone should indicate something. Maybe it’s my growing interest in a diversity of tech devices or my disinterest in remaining in the walled garden

DEAR @whoop STOP SENDING ME ADS ON ALL PLATFORMS, YOU’RE SLOWLY CHIPPING AWAY MY RESOLVE TO LIVE IN AN APPLE ECOSYSTEM FOR LIFE

It’s a little chilly in my house but I’m really trying to create a buffer between my insanely high summer AC/electric bills and my moderately high Heat/Gas bills for winter #DontTouchTheThermostat #sweatpantsseason

How do coffee filter companies even make money? Buy one pack you’re good fo low 5 years

Turned on the new #Jewelz by @AndersonPaak on my phone and immediately had to whip out the Beats to give it the proper listening experience

I keep writing “Yeat” instead of “Year” might just leave it in to spice things up

Remember dress shirts? All my clothes will be out of style by the time I get back into the office at this rate

My property is 40ft wide, neighbor’s houses on both sides are >5’ from property line. One side is building a 20’x12’ deck that will make them almost level with my yard, the other side has built a now covered outdoor living room #densitysucks #ruraldreams

After working in close quarters with my wife for months she asked me, “why do you sigh so loudly all the time?” I feel like nothing sums up the last few months better

The faint yodeling of someone’s country music outside is driving me slowly insane

Thankfully I brought back the turtle neck last year, now it will have a dual purpose of rolling up as a mask WHILE keeping your neck warm

I just got an ad for a waffle maker that looked like it was being cooked in a night club... wtf does my internet profile look like to suggest that’s something I might want to buy??? Because they’re pretty close

Mid mani/pedi when they pull out that clipper and get all your dead skin is top 5 best sensations #selfcare #treatyoself