Award-winning producer of @18grandseries Award-losing actor...Elias Appleby on @TurnAMC / Redhead from BDO commercial / Ed Sheeran in Key of Awesome.

Brooklyn
Joined August 2009
All the casting directors who don't cast me are paid protestors!
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Everything is pretty awful right now so I’m going to go watch The Muppet Movie for the first time byeeeeee
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Niles gives some really good diagnoses in season 6
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At one Des Moines precinct tonight, an attendee brought in a concealed bottle of wine, dropped it, and it shattered everywhere
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Big day for onscreen Popes
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Bloat City Population: Soon-to-be All of Us
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I like older women. Specifically 79 year old women who represent California’s 12th congressional district.
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My irrational fears are airplanes and karaoke rooms and I’m trying to find the correlation between the two
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Bloat city population: me.
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Weight fluctuations are my love language
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Whoever named Daddy Long Legs should be in charge of naming all things.
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I thought I gave up smoking weed during the day, then I watched the CATS trailer so 🤷‍♂️
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Got my first sunburn of the year so basically I’m ready for fall
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I know it’s only been one debate, but early prediction: if @KamalaHarris wins the Democratic nomination then President Trump will refuse to debate her.
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Just landed in Denver for @SeriesFest. Can’t wait to screen 3 episodes of @18GrandSeries on Tuesday!
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A huge congrats @18GrandSeries!!! 😀
Hooray! Our pilot has been chosen as a SeriesFest: Season 5 Official Selection! Festival runs June 21-26 in Denver, CO. Be sure to visit seriesfest.com for the full festival lineup and tickets. Thanks to @SeriesFest for including us!
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Damn...#ChernoblyHBO is devastatingly beautiful television. Give @clmazin all the Emmy Awards
I’m only two episodes in to #ChernobylHBO and already completely haunted by it
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