Dyslexic, dyspraxic, dreative.

Oxfordshire
Joined April 2009
SIGN THE PETITION: bit.ly/rfc-petition I’m glad that supporters groups @SellBeforeWeDai and @STARReading have joined me in calling for a parliamentary inquiry into #readingfc's absent owner, Dai Yongge. (1/4)
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Can we have a Ryder Cup version of Basketball, please? USA vs Europe, best of 7. US Olympic team Vs Europe: Giannis, Doncic, Jokic, Wemby, Gobert, Schroder, Porzingis
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I pour the same amount of squash in, whether it's normal, double strength or quadruple strength. I want a drink, not a fucking challenge.
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The coverage of this on what is supposed to be a NEWS channel is desperately poor. #ReadingFC
The game between Reading and Port Vale has been abandoned following fan protests in the 16th minute.
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Ultimately if the owners stay: points deduction If we get fined: can't afford to pay players, point deduction If we have to play games behind closed doors: can't afford to pay players, points deduction It's a lose-lose situation.
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Nevertheless the protest should create urgency, whether that's administration (and a sale) or sanctions for the EFL to pull up a mirror to themselves
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"It’s an absolute s***show. People have given up. Morale is at rock bottom, it’s horrible. Everyone is fed up with the owner." Special report on the abject mismanagement of Reading by @J_Tanswell and @PJBuckingham for @TheAthleticFC. Pretty bleak theathletic.com/5193548/2024…
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Watched three games this season, watched three wins, seen us score 12 goals. The most enjoyable games/atmosphere since 2013. Easily. #ReadingFC
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Seahawks WR DK Metcalf takes sign language classes on off days so he can talk trash to opposing players without getting flagged 💀 After scoring on Rams' CB Ahkello Witherspoon Sunday, Metcalf signed "#44, my son"
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Trading Grammys and League One goals. Pop at its finest.
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You just popped the new Blink-182 CD in your mom’s car as she takes you to get the new Mario and Spider-Man games. You grab a pizza on the way home and your friends are coming to sleep over. Life is good. The year is 2023 and you are 34 years old. – at Queens, NY
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The week after his wedding too, never change @SeanMoore07
Came for the goal, stayed for the celebration 👀 @HungerfordTown #EmiratesFACup
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My English Literature educated wife enjoyed this
Some teasers just write themselves. ✍️
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Imagine the @AmexUK points
🚨 Brighton sales in the past year: 🇨🇴 Caicedo £110m 🇪🇸 Cucurella £62m 🇦🇷 McAllister £55m 🇲🇱 Bissouma £35m 🇧🇪 Trossard £27m 🇪🇸 Sanchez £25m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Burn £13m 🇫🇷 Maupay £12m 💰💰 Total = £389m
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"It's absolutely brilliant from Jordan Obita!" A huge goal for Hibs! #BBCFootball
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This wasn't your typical Thursday night, or any night was it @SponsorshipStu? #PerfectTrio
Not a typical Thursday night. Thanks to everyone that made it a special occasion at the @PurpleTurtleRdg, including @TheAmazons, the gaffer, and hundreds of Royals supporters! 💜
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Genius or a Bus Crash?? Reading FC 3rd shirt 🟪🐢🟪🐢🟪 In December 1871, Reading FC was formed in a first-floor meeting room in 10 Gun Street. Today, the Purple Turtle stands next door… For us a rare Macron miss?
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