@StevenPatton

A guy in the second stage of his life just trying to figure it out like everybody else. I used to do stuff. Now I do other stuff.

 Seattle
Joined April 2009
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Dear @Uber and @lyft This shouldn’t require an explanation but a Tesla Model Y is not an XL!!
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D’Angelo. This one stings for me. Rest well legend.
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Tie game. 9th inning. Close out game. My first playoff baseball game. This is epic!!!!
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Mobb Deep and Clipse?!? Ooof!!!
NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL@blaccmassxx27 Sep 2025
Clipse x Taj Mahal (Mobb Deep)
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DEI >>> Nepotism I said what I said
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Best in the world. Bud.
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Only thing they didn’t say about Bud was “mother of dragons” sheeesh 😂
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The resolution of that screen in the arena showing up on my TV looks better than anything actually projected by TV, does that make sense?
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This prefight coverage is buns…
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I read this today from a real person that I personally know. I’m logging off the internet for the rest of the day
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And I STILL listen to it!!
Jamiroquai@JamiroquaiHQ9 Sep 2025
29 years ago today we gifted you the best selling funk album of all time 😋
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Living in Seattle is wild. One minute you’re at the bar talking to a random guy about your appreciation for sneakers. The next minute at the same bar you’re being recruited by the guy who invented the SNKRS app to come work for him.
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Fam. The logo is a White man with a barrel. The logo is cracker…barrel… Oh. My. Gawd. This is the single most hilarious logo ever created!!!! I’m glad they went back to it!! This is AMAZING!!!!
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Hot take: Every shoe that @Jumpman23 makes that comes with a sail colored midsole should come with an alternate pair of sail colored laces
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Events be like: spend $150/person more for VIP! You get access to more food, more drinks, different merch…you still gotta pay for that stuff when you’re in there but the bathrooms are bigger! Fam, if yall don’t INCLUDE this stuff in my pass…
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Sometimes I think LinkedIn recruiters that are also connected to my CEO are phishing scams by the company to see if I want to leave. Does anyone else think that?
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We are doomed. Not because 1M Somalians live in Minnesota, but because based on the responses people BELIEVE 1M people do! No confirmation just spouting bullshit about immigrants and Obama.
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If you do a quick check - between Grok, Google, ChatGPT, Bing, or whatever you have it’s really fucken easy - you’ll see 1. only 5M people live in Minnesota. You telling 1/5 of Minnesota is SOMALIAN?!? 2. There’s only about 90K in the state, not 1M! 3. It was BUSH that started
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Bringing the Somalians there as refugees, not Obama.
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Thanks Shane!!! I appreciate the bouquet and the bday wishes!
Shane Kidd | “Underground Hope” Out Now@ShaneKidd8626 Jun 2025
I really enjoyed @StevenPatton’s journalism. His commentary and interviews were a gift to the community. I wanted publicly give him his flowers 💐 And say wish this man a Happy Birthday
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