Steven Graham

3 months to the day I’ve been waiting for my flight refunds. Emailed and called @lastminute_com but got nowhere. They are blaming @Ryanair @vueling for me not having it

Boris wanted to be Churchill but acted like chamberlain

In need of a new back, best place to get one?

James harden is beard goals

Frank Warwick was the first person I remember being an advocate of an anti tangle sleeve in the early 2000’s and now we don’t cast out without one #trendsetter

If you don’t go up 70 steps to the toilet, are you even in a spoons?

Today Snapchat will be full of people opening door 1 on the calendars

As of this morning I can announce that I am now part of the DNA team

Fishing for perch doesn’t make you “carpy”

Worst delivery company is hands down easily @YodelOnline. Wait in all day for them to park up at the door for 5 minutes and then drive off again

Luca brasi 3 🔥

I didnt think they existed in this day and age but I’ve actually seen someone with a phone that has buttons

When did wearing air max and listening to dubstep become “carpy”

Clear sky tonight and dropping temperature. Not looking good for a bite. Let’s try and fluke one

People that have the butt ring behind the alarm are a different bread of animal

In for a wet pack up but at least it’s not been a blank

I’m coming of age where I like ipa’s

Mgk went in!