Is it ok if I pet your dog?
Arlington, VA
Joined June 2008
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An open letter to my fellow dudes:
Stop playing with your phone while standing at the urinal. Just stop it. It’s incredibly gross. Just wait until you’re out of the bathroom. – at Arlington, VA
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The original Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series was the origin of one of the most iconic gifs I've ever seen.
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I... don't think I'm going to get to see Paul McCartney. #ticketmaster
Hey @XfinitySupport , I appreciate the reminder for my service appointment, but I didn't need five phone calls, three text messages, and two e-mails to confirm over two days. Especially since I spoke to your reps on BOTH days and confirmed the same information both times. Jeez.
You know, free nugs from the Caps "McNugget Minute" goal last night taste better than any nugs you pay for. #ALLCAPS. .
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Once again, I am reminded that navigating @MedStarHealth systems is basically self abuse. It should not be this challenging to MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
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brb.goingtoaconcert retweeted
happy lunar new year to all who celebrate! how I wish I could be up there with you
I've never heard of half of these before, and I basically live on the internet. I didn't even know there WAS a Mattress Firm conspiracy.
The day that we can finally see Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories like "Depopulation" die out as they should will be officially declared "The Day the Delusions Died" and will become not just a national but a WORLDWIDE Holiday celebrating this great victory!
#LowIQAnon
#Sanity
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I love behind the scenes stuff like this. More please, @wetatvfm!
Club owner Seth Hurwitz shares his passion for creating unforgettable experiences for both bands and audiences alike, fostering a sense of belonging in the alternative music community."
youtube.com/watch?v=NV2CWLjs…
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Hey @goodfynd, I would love a "digest" option for these. Or a distance limiter. The notifications are wonderful, but seventeen emails in two minutes is kind of ridiculous.
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Please, Hollywood, stop giving Jared Leto roles. Just... just stop it.
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The official website says this “takes the recognizable Coca-Cola® taste and adds the electrifying taste of +XP.”
Now I know- +XP tastes like black licorice and terror.
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Neeeeeeat.
"The best-kept retro-mac secret is that the following web sites exist
system6.app
system7.app
macos8.app
macos9.app
If you ever wanted to play with old MacOS, this is the least effort to get started"
Via @uliwitness@chaos.social
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Great thread. – at Arlington, VA
If you're a corporate marketing officer concerned over what's happening with Target, let me make something abundantly clear: you will never appease anti-LGBTQ extremists. They don't want *some* concessions. They want all of them. But there's a colder truth at play here.
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