Still designing things. Usually for booze.

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined May 2020
Announcing his new rate card.
I will deliver an emergency address to the nation at 8am. 🚨
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That’s right, you don’t talk about strategy. You just put it in the group chat.
REPORTER: "Mr. President, you took a kind of a little bit of a swipe at AOC today, and I was just wondering…" TRUMP: "Well her performance was horrible, I was surprised, actually, I didn't know she was stupid." REPORTER: "So how would you have answered the question that she was asked about whether the U.S. should support Taiwan if they're attacked by China?" TRUMP: "Well, I would have just said that it's none of your business right now because I wouldn't answer that question anyway. I wouldn't respond to a question like that. That's war when it comes to war, you don't talk about your strategy."
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Dear Celtic, I miss Angeball. Thanks.
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Day 218. People are still giving hot takes on the Cracker Barrel logo.
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Long shot, but does anyone know of any companies that replace belt buckles?
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I thought Dave Bautista was showing off a new look for a second.
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C’mon now. Don’t let me down. Again.
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Why is every tagline “redefining” something?
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Looking through The Art of the Deal to find the part that talks about folding like a cheap deckchair.
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Just back from seeing Sinners. What a cracker.
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Christ. Everyone is an economic expert all of a sudden.
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Does he think that other countries won’t also introduce or raise existing tariffs?
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Looks like I’ll be buying Canadian from now on. Might start drinking tequila too.
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THREAD: Since stepping back into the Oval Office Trump's been purposefully flooding the zone w/ a constant stream of outrage porn to distract. Here's the stories that actually matter that you might've missed this week:
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Any American who watched that circus in the Oval Office and feels proud, needs to take a long hard look at themselves. Basic respect is out the window and this bullshit tough guy act is all that’s left.
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I’m not sure when people will learn that when Trump does something especially ridiculous (even for him) like the Gaza video, he’s distracting you from another, more insidious thing elsewhere. Like stripping Medicaid and then paving the way for massive billionaire tax cuts.
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Oddly, US inflation rising to its highest level since June last year doesn’t seem to be highlighted in the news fed to me by this platform. Musk be an oversight.
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Idah and offside go together like salt and vinegar.
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