@StevenAvocado

memes, and political shit. gamer 🎮

 Washington, DC
Joined October 2019
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
@emzanotti23h
Does Kelly Clarkson have an alibi
BBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsOct 27
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0

Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

The artwork was to be sold to raise money to help fund Highland mental health services.

bbc.co.uk
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This is a cry for help, she wanted this on record💀 divorce is on the horizon 🧙‍♀️🔮
Pop Crave
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Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Bc it’s cunt
Steven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Vote!
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HPV photos in textbooks:
Pop Crave
@PopCrave13h
Heidi Klum shares another Halloween costume teaser.
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spooky dio@SatyrOnMars6h
those are 2 different skill sets
✩@tomfooIeryyyOct 27
gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
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Squirrel Girl when she gets MVP in Marvel Rivals
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Luna
@LatteLogique22h
What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
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Seb@RedblueeboyOct 27
Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch
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ً@chernobyldenier23h
your monkey not open like hers
Justin@JustThompOct 27
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
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Not everyone finding out about upper blepharoplasties 💀
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Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 24
successfully tricked the guy that ghosted me into liking me again so i can ghost him this time around
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Anti@antipikerOct 25
hila mid ride
honey the male slayer 𝜗𝜚
@caramelcoloredOct 23
Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW
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michael 4@MICHAELF0UROct 24
saw a straight girl squeezing her boyfriend’s ass oh you know that queen gets her nails painted
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erika@erika_suxOct 24
POV you’re trying to eat in my apartment
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jessica lange filming episode 12 #ahs13
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lala 𐙚@soulcardanOct 22
quando vc termina com o seu nada
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
WBC24
@WBC24NewsOct 22
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"
Wario64
@Wario64Oct 21
Xbox Cloud Gaming introductory launch pricing revealed: -10hrs for $3.99 -25hrs for $7.99 -50hrs for $11.99 news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/10/…
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