Why was a load of people’s first thought during lockdown to take a bunch of penguins around an bunch of different places?

Well, well done government and your tabloid shit rags. Jesmondè Dene and Vale is fucking rammed with sunbathers and picnickers. 👏 👏👏

Controversial opinion. I think it’s really frickin weird that we still celebrate VE Day. I think it’s especially weird that we are celebrating it this year, when the empire 2.0 fan club is in government.

Rewatching #TrueDetective and during the opening music I can’t unhear what @kumailn once said on a podcast about the lyrics saying ‘poison Brioche toast’. Ruined or improved!? I can no longer tell.

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I have white walls in my room. I live VERY close to a park and sunlight often reflects off the VERY green trees. It’s a constant battle to remind myself that this is why I look like I have jaundice every day #openscanofbeer

Going through #RedDeadRedemption2 for the second time (because, you know, quarantine) and the amount I missed first run by blazing through it is astounding. @Silentc0re @HazardousHDTV what are the favourite things that you found whilst exploring the game?

Twitter #historians was there ever an age where people didn’t consider landlords to be the most entitled parasitic twats know to man? Asking for me. Me wishes to know this.

So I thought @StevenOgg ‘s most phenomal performance was as Trevor in GTA V, but that was until I saw @broadcity 😂

I’ve spent about an hour in this thread. You should too! Phenomal work.

Fucking Jesmond! A few houses down has came out to play Ode To Joy on a variety of instruments. Lovely. But every moron walking past has seemed to forgot the social distancing rules and has crowed around to film it. #Newcastle #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings #idiots

If you had to choose a fictional character to be quarantined with for two weeks, who would it be? Any medium allowed. Only you and the character. Go!

I love this. It has big @TamsinDaisy energy.

When it comes to social distancing, Jesmond truly is full of idiots. No that’s fine Dr & Dr (phds) you just walk four abreast with little Jocasta and Tarquin. No one else wants to use the path. And go at a snails pace too. Morons.

Lads, don’t worry about the Fringe being cancelled. You’ve just saved yourselves thousands of pounds and you’re already posting your not very good plays on the Internet!

Jesus, I forgot how batshit insane #FinalFantasy 7 gets. It’s got me pumped for the #FinalFantasyVIIRemake though 😁