mom to 22 weird ass animals that run my entire life 😂🐍🐶🐱🐭🐹🦎
Kokomo IN
Joined February 2010
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So apparently franchise owners of @DairyQueen are allowed to shove religion and lifestyle down their customers throats. This is gross behavior and looks bad for the company overall. Hope this specific location has its franchise ownership revoked.
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Shout out to my local @texasroadhouse for helping me make my 15yr old dogs last meal really special last night! Shrimp and steak and appetizers and rolls and and a sweet potato and green beans and a whole thing of cinnamon butter just for her! 🥹
Buys a “tell your dog I said hi” magnet from @dog_rates losses it for a month, finds it and finally puts it on car, total’s car the next day. 🙄 let me buy another one asap. 😂🤣
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Shout out my local @tacobell for possibly being slightly annoyed by my “no tomatoes add avocado ranch order on everything” but always smiling at me when they give me my bag regardless. 🤣😂
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Apparently tagging @Enterprise publicly is the only way to get anyone to answer their customers. (They still don’t reach out like they say will but at least they answer) my rental needs an oil change and I’ve been trying to reach my local store since Wednesday. HELP ME.
Why is getting someone to answer the phone at my local @Enterprise IMPOSSIBLE?! Supposed to pick up a rental today but I’ve been trying to get ahold of someone since Friday with ZERO people answering the phone. 🙄 haven’t even picked the car up and it’s already a nightmare.
Can’t wait for the news the pedophile of the United States isn’t breathing anymore.
#DeathToPedophiles #DeathToRapists
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I NEED @Starbucks to let me put that Ube cold foam on a matcha. Please make it happen. PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO GOOD!!!!
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Welp, I can never drink @DrinkAriZona again after this. 😭💔🤮
I’m physically ILL after taking a few drinks and now I know why. 🤮👿
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It’d be real cool if someone did America a favor with the couch fucker while he’s at the Olympics embarrassing the fuck out of America. 🤷🏼♀️
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chicken tinder 🤷🏼♀️ retweeted
Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.
I Gatta shoutout @Xfinity real fast in Kokomo Indiana. I got a new router and had to return my old one, I had one of my dogs with me the day that I needed to return it and it’s far too cold for her to stay in the car, I made the executive decision to take her in with me —>
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chicken tinder 🤷🏼♀️ retweeted
THE WHEELS ARE FULLY TURNED AWAY FROM THE OFFICER.
Watch in SLOW MO.
No intention IMO to hit anyone.
Sole intention based on wheel/steering wheel to LEAVE the scene
NOT A THREAT.
Look at the wheel.
The fact I can’t watch the secrets of Skinwalker Ranch on @HISTORY without a cable plan honestly is pathetic. I LOVE the show but can’t afford a $230 a month cable bill. Cable is dead, let’s move forward with the times yall, I’d pay for a subscription just to watch the show.
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Dearest @CashApp, I know I’ve borrowed what I can for the month but I get paid again Friday. I just need $80 for gas for work for the week. Please send help! 😩 #someonehelpme #imbrokeforaweek #icantaffordtogettowork
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I’m going to out myself here and I’m perfectly fine with that after the last 18 hours. Not @Walmart trying to prosecute me and sending the prosecutor a edited video instead of the full video showing their employee walking up to the cash register me telling the employee. —->
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“ hey please go through my bag. If something didn’t get rang up we can fix it or you guys can take it back” and the Walmart employee is saying “it’s not my job” and walking away leaving me with fruit and juice that didn’t get rang up properly. —->
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