My kids are the greatest. I'm a Dad guy. Love my kids.

Joined February 2024
He went home to make them
Replying to @rickygervais
Needs to be pithy with a hint of domestic truth
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Please, *Please* retweet. Thank you.
Mothin Ali – apology and Correction   On 18 July 2024, I published a post on my X account in which I stated that Mr Mothin Ali, an elected official and Deputy Leader of the Green Party, was involved in the Harehills riots of July 2024 in which people attacked the police.   That statement was incorrect. In fact, Mr Ali was asked by the police to use his position of trust in the community to help bring about peace on the streets. Mr Ali attended the scene for that purpose alone. He was not involved in the disorder or violence in any way, and on the contrary he was one of the principal reasons of bringing an end to the disorder. I offer my sincere apologies to Mr Ali for my post, the harm I caused, and I have agreed to pay him compensation to vindicate his reputation.
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Replying to @GreggAWallace
You made my mums day with her personalised cameo message Gregg! She gets one every year for her birthday and yours was by far the most personable
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I never ever enjoyed beer until I took my first luxurious sip of the finest #Ruddles. I've never stopped drinking it since..
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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I’m sick of free people's of middle earth activists like Saruman refusing to accept we shouldn't raid and pillage the Riddermark. Mordor is doing it. Rhûn is doing it. Near & Far Harad is doing it. They’re even looking at Umbar Every free people's should be raided.
I’m sick of left-wing activists like Dan Hodges refusing to accept we can deport migrants to third countries. Germany is doing it. Italy is doing it. Denmark & Greece are doing it. They’re even looking at Rwanda & Uganda. Every illegal should be deported.
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Imagine the kind of grown up who makes this profile. Fucking! Hell!
Replying to @Kayagawami
Safeguarding children is an obsession? Understanding and mitigating risk on their behalf is obsession? Suggest those who are passionate about dismantling basic safeguards are the true danger here.
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I'm of the left so had supported Zack Polanski until just now, where I can no longer support him, and will vote (with a heavy heart) Conservative.
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Absolutely perfect tweet/profile picture/username combo.
Nazism, Fascism & Communism are inherently totalitarian (left wing) —they demand absolute state control over the individual, the economy, society, and daily life (Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State).
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For a long time I have heard rumours of secret underage sex parties at Oakeshot and Tice's home. Loads of children. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down Reform.
For a long time I have heard rumours of secret flights into Manchester: plane loads of migrants. I have never believed it and still don’t. If true, it should bring down the government.
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This guy is seriously hard up. He's only Saving £866.66 per month, paying £346 on his daughter's crucial swimming lessons and is still expected to live on the equivalent of a Universal Credit monthly standard allowance. Something is very, very wrong.
My payslip from Fridays pay: £808 take home for 45 hours £300 rent £200 savings £80 food shop £80 daughters swimming £20 life insurance £17.50 phone bill Leaves £110.50 to fuel 2 cars and get through the week You think £50,000 sounds great until you see how fast it goes
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A very normal response to the question that was posed to Gregg
Replying to @bd791094
Absolutely don’t let her publicly tell lies about anybody. That person is rightfully going to get upset. So you’re aware those people I was referring to did not have their complaints upheld. Did not have their complaints upheld. Interesting isn’t it?
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😂😂😂 Excellent football knowledge and banter.
Haaland getting man-marked by some 34 year old bricklayer at Deepdale on a Tuesday night. Cherki trying six roulettes on a cabbage patch at Stoke before getting launched into the advertising boards. Anderson discovering that nobody at Millwall gives a fuck about his progressive carries. Doku doing 14 stepovers at The Den just for a bloke called Gaz to two foot the ball into Row Z. Foden trying to find space between the lines while Preston have nine men behind the fucking ball. I lived for this.
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I give you the worst tweet of all time.
The funniest part of City potentially playing Championship football is imagining the complete culture shock. Haaland asking where the Champions League anthem is and getting “Freed From Desire” through one working speaker at Deepdale. Cherki turning up expecting a perfectly watered carpet and finding a pitch that looks like it hosted a fucking agricultural show that morning. Doku discovering that Championship fullbacks don’t “show you outside” they show you the fucking car park. Anderson asking the analyst about expected possession while Millwall’s manager is drawing “FUCKING WIN IT” on the tactics board. Foden arriving for a 12:30 away game and watching some bloke behind the goal finish his sixth pint before warm ups. Maresca trying to explain inverted full backs to a fourth official who’s just told him to stop fucking moaning and get back in his technical area.
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That woman is 6'5"! What the hell is this?
Replying to @I_amMukhtar
Are the ‘far right’ in the room with us now?
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Help! The Marxists have captured the narrative!!!
They don't want to cancel Ed Sheeran. They want to ensure that no artist feels safe expressing unapproved opinions on any topic. It's a narrative capture. Textbook Marxism.
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I think we should spare a thought for the real victim of the genocide in Gaza.... Me! For being forced to think about Ed Sheeran's fucking dog shit music.
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I have to say, that Kevin Schade guy is a smooth operator out there. I'm very impressed.
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Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣🤣😅 take THAT, Mr. Corbyn. Mr. Corbyn, have you had your jab???!
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"Yes, my child is fat, but in my defence the lad is a fucking nightmare": post online to all followers.
Replying to @mickmac661
His Weight is a problem. He is autistic and non-verbal and his diet is incredibly limited.
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