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@ShitChester traffic lights are not working at the sainsbury roundabout so it's a free for all
I like that @ShitChester has become the official account for all things Cestrian, most of which aren’t shit at all.
I’ve just started watching Taskmaster New Zealand. Unexpectedly, one of the series 1 contestants is Nicolas Winding Refn.
Trying to put a positive spin on the equinox: From today, the rate at which the amount of daylight is decreasing, is decreasing.
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I was on 17.48 bus from Chester Interchange to Blacon, service No 1. I have left some vital documents on the bus. Has anyone come accross with them or has seen anything like that on Arriva bus on Blacon service today? They are really important to me. @ShitChester #help
This is getting a bit Mandela Effect. Everything I thought I knew is a lie!
Replying to @ShitChester @SteveSparshott
I checked. If it ran in theatres before telly then I’ll eat your doughnut.
Correction: '78. Thanks @ShitChester
It must be nice to be so sure of your own smartness that you will never, ever deviate from your first impression of something. Unfortunately, to the rest of us, you look AS THICK AS FUCKING PIGSHIT
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Look! A futuristic motorbike! Is the idea of something *looking* futuristic inherently retro? Anyway. I like its hunched-forward stance, and there's a pleasing consistency in its panels' geometry. It's on @BikeEXIF. bikeexif.com/zero-sr-electri…
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Replying to @harukimurakami_
a) Haruki Murakami is not on Twitter
b) this is what he said about energy & writing in that interview, in context
uniqlo.com.hk/en_GB/haruki-m…
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